Cancha just READ what the law says?
No; that would be to simple; like reading the Bible and figgerin’ IT out!
Actually, I can't.
Unlike Scripture, which is Truth and God has written it so as to be understood (even by children), it is my experience that laws written in legalize by lawyers usually don't mean what I think it says. Moreover, even if you discern the words, and attempt to apply that language to a given scenario, a lawyer will tell you: "Oh, well, that doesn't apply in this case, because of A, B, and C. And also D didn't happen."