[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“he provided a bogus long form to begin with.”

Hey! I had nothing to do with it!

[Robert DeLong]

That may or may not be true, however, we know you bogusly claim to have packed a Sandra after claiming to be a doctor, but Sandra told me the truth!!!

She said packed was hardly the word she would use to describe the experience. 8>)