When in grad school in the 70’s, some friends and I sang Chalkin’ and a Huggin’ at a school sponsored talent show. That song is about a girl who is so fat that, to avoid becoming lost in her vast wasteland while hugging her, you have to mark her with chalk. Then we were just hissed off the stage (which was our goal in singing the song). How might we fare today?
You’d likely be expelled. But audience disapproval is the optimal response.
“...a girl so fat that...”
As my old friend Bubba used to say, she’s easy to love. Just pick a wrinkle. Any wrinkle.