[blueunicorn6]

I told my wife that when I die, I want her to have me placed in a refrigerator and buried in the woods with the following items:

A Slinky
A bag of Doritos
A Chia kit
A beer can opener
Three right shoes

Wait until some archeologist digs that up in 2,000 years and tries to figure it all out.

[mware]

I suspect an archaeologist in the future will be naming America

Americanus coke-a-colaius

[VRW Conspirator]

I want her to have me placed in a refrigerator and buried in the woods with the following items:

(sniff) I love you man (sniff).