[VRW Conspirator]

I want her to have me placed in a refrigerator and buried in the woods with the following items:

(sniff) I love you man (sniff).

[blueunicorn6]

Just for that heartfelt message, I’m going to put you in my will.

You’re getting my Etch-A-Sketch.

One of the knobs is missing, but it can make a really good up and down line.