New waters for jobless John Kerry in ’17

Boston Herald ^ | November 16, 2016 | Gayle Fee

[kevcol]

Globe-trotting Secretary of State John Kerry will be retiring come January, and now that the wife, Teresa Heinz, has put his two favorite big-boy toys on the market — the $25 million manse on Nantucket and the $4 million yacht Isabel — whatever will the ex-senator do with all his spare time?

“The wife giveth, and the wife taketh away,” said one island wag. “Looks like he’ll have to find a job.”
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Kerry has said he would like to continue to work on global-warming type issues once he leaves the State Department, and with Trump looking to pull out of the Paris climate agreement, there could be ample opportunities within the tree-hugging industrial complex.

Pals also speculate that he’ll do some public speaking and conflict resolution work (whatever that is), and is likely to write a book.

[NaturalScience]

Seriously, how come nobody wants to know why this guys eyebrows are falling off his face??

I used to work with this guy that got kicked in the head by a horse when he was a kid... Well, never mind.

[Old Yeller]

Maybe Al Gore has an opening in his scam. Or somewhere else.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Y’know, that pix gave me an idea. Instead of stand-up comedy, he could do crawl-in comedy.

Yeah, OK, maybe not.

[kallisti]

Thanks, that gave me my first ever keyboard spew.

[353FMG]

Bite your tongue — he served in Vietnam.

[seawolf101]

Wow, you read my mind that’s exactly who I was thinking of. Great movie/theatre production.

[353FMG]

Start with spraying them with WD40.

[dp0622]

Thank you. I will give that a go.

[dp0622]

Use both or either? And if both, any order and do I saturate them with spray?

Thanks

[milagro]

Now THAT is hilarious!!!

[OrangeHoof]

"John...

"Now, go home and find some Ho Chi Minh memoirs to relax to, but GO!"

[hinckley buzzard]

He will no doubt find a left wing foundation to give him a job as a "public intellectual," i.e. bullshitting dilletante for left wing causes. I think he will find the market a bit crowded however, as unemployed liberal einsteins are a dime a dozen these days.

[Pontiac]

I don’t think that the producers of a Mr. Ed remake could ever get Kerry to saying anything as intelligent as a horse.

[Chode]

bye BYE

[Jimmy Valentine]

My speculation is that Theresa is severely disabled by her stroke and her children and the Heinz children are moving to preserve as much of Heinz money as possible from gigalo Johnny. She hasn’t been seen in a long time.

[Theodore R.]

He also resembles the Burger King “king”.

[Lean-Right]

Either one..but PB Blaster works the
best.