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Woman claims home was damaged by ‘possessed’ salad dressing
http://metro.co.uk ^ | November 10, 2016 | Nicole Morley

Posted on 11/12/2016 12:38:35 PM PST by LouieFisk

"A woman has claimed her friend’s property was damaged by exploding salad dressing which may have been ‘possessed’."

(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: Wyoming
KEYWORDS: food; idiot; possession; woman
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First it was creepy clowns, now it's the invasion of the salad dressing from hell.
1 posted on 11/12/2016 12:38:35 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: LouieFisk

Is she a lesbian vegan that went to see “Sausage Fest”, not realized that it wasn’t a self-loathing meat version of “VeggieTales”, and then noticed the double-entendre of the former?


2 posted on 11/12/2016 12:44:26 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: LouieFisk

She later found out the salad dressing had been recalled by manufacturers due to bacteria in the product which caused it to bubble and foam.


3 posted on 11/12/2016 12:44:44 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: LouieFisk

This gives whole new meaning to the phrase “Great Caesar’s ghost!”


4 posted on 11/12/2016 12:45:10 PM PST by Ciaphas Cain
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When salad dressing goes bad


5 posted on 11/12/2016 12:47:44 PM PST by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: LouieFisk

"....guess the funny purple mushrooms kept ya grounded eh?"

6 posted on 11/12/2016 12:48:54 PM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: LouieFisk

I didn’t know salad dressing came in “Mohammadan Flavor.”


7 posted on 11/12/2016 12:50:48 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Je Suis Pepe)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

“Great Caesar’s ghost!”
==
Unlesss a person watches reruns or reads old DC comix, that reference would go zoom over their head!
:D


8 posted on 11/12/2016 12:51:08 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: Ciaphas Cain

The ghost could have come from a “Mad Magazine” parody. Guys in togas are each asking “Who made the salad?”. Caesar comes outs and proclaims “Caesar mad the salad!” The other guys pull out knives and storm Caesar.


9 posted on 11/12/2016 12:51:23 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: LouieFisk

10 posted on 11/12/2016 12:53:13 PM PST by Bobalu (See liberal MSM heads explode...make Milo Yiannopoulos Trump's new Press Secretary!)
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To: LouieFisk; Ciaphas Cain

Reruns of the OLD Superman series? Where?


11 posted on 11/12/2016 1:13:48 PM PST by GingisK
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To: LouieFisk

She picked it up very cheap from the Clinton campaign’s Victory Party Committee...


12 posted on 11/12/2016 1:18:30 PM PST by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill)
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To: Robert DeLong

Not possessed but blessed. Her guardian angel was looking after her or she’d have eaten the bad batch of recalled dressing.


13 posted on 11/12/2016 1:37:29 PM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: GingisK

“Reruns of the OLD Superman series? Where?”
==
Local antenna stations that run retro programming, places online - e.g.

https://archive.org/details/AdventuresofSupermanTv2


14 posted on 11/12/2016 1:39:29 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: Calvin Locke

15 posted on 11/12/2016 1:41:20 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: bgill

Apparently that is the reality.


16 posted on 11/12/2016 1:49:03 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: LouieFisk

Those deviled eggs.


17 posted on 11/12/2016 1:50:01 PM PST by Buttons12
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To: LouieFisk
Yes, I got the general reference, and now I vaguely remember the epi.

MeTV was, maybe still is, showing "Superman" a year or so ago. Ah, Noel Neill...

18 posted on 11/12/2016 1:50:47 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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“Ah, Noel Neill”
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She passsed away just this last summer. Her father was a journalist. She was my fav Lois, Phyllis Coates seemed a little uptight for my tastes. Noel was quite a popular WWII era pinup gal.


19 posted on 11/12/2016 1:57:40 PM PST by LouieFisk
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I had a jug of exploding ketchup. Had to leave it uncapped or it blew all over the place. Switched to Red Gold.


20 posted on 11/12/2016 2:14:03 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
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