Posted on 11/12/2016 9:09:18 AM PST by dirtboy
Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)? Know the Signs, Spot the Symptoms, Save a Life
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt.
Signs and Symptoms:
People with Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; People with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence. According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
Telling others they are moving to Canada
Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
Protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
Sudden weight gain
Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of Racist, Sexist, Bigoted, Homophobic, and Actually Hitler
Causes and Mechanisms:
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership in the Democratic party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Cuckoldry
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Hipsterism
Diagnosis:
Diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is going to be the Next President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, and may attempt to deflect. It’s critical you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about ‘muh triggers’. A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
Co- morbidity:
A diagnosis of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is highly comorbid with Paraphilic Infantilism, Emotional Eating, Bush Derangement Syndrome, and adult bed wetting.
Treatment:
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the MAGA hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality.
Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again!
-Gae Lawree Stimmel colt, via Facebook
Great stuff...
Thx, funny and true!
They’re gonna have to get over it when they lose their, Section 8, EITC, SNAP, WICS, AFDC, TANF and this SSDI scam comes to a halt. They’ll be too busy out working for their subsistence instead of letting US foot their college bills and paying them to sit home on their asses.
Donald Trump , Eric Holder, Valerie Jarret, and Sonia Sotomayor are on Trump’s plane flying over the Nevada desert. The plane has engine problems and crashes in the desert. Only Trump, Holder, Jarret and Sotomayor make it out alive.
They start wandering around, trying to figure out which way to go. One of them sees a shiny object half buried in the sand. He picks it up and tries rubbing off the sand. When he does so, a Genie comes flying out of the bottle. The Genie looks around at them and says, “usually I give out three wishes. Since there are four of you, I’ll tell you what. I’ll give each of you one wish”.
“Ladies first”, says the Genie. Sonia says, “I want to go back to my home country, Mexico, so I can be safe and sound with my own people.” The Genie says “wish granted” . There’s a puff of smoke and Sonia disappears.
Valerie goes next and says, “Me too. I want to go back to Iran to be with my family and friends”. The Genie says “wish granted” . There’s a puff of smoke and Valerie disappears.
Eric Holder yells out “Me next, me next”, so the Genie says “go on”. Eric says “I want to return to the home of my ethnic ancestors. I no longer want to be an African American, I just want to be an African and be surrounded by only black people”. The Genie says “wish granted” . There’s a puff of smoke and Eric disappears.
So, the Genie at last turns to Trump and says, “Well, what is your wish?”.
Trump thinks for a second, and says, “I’ll have a Coke”.
PI$$ONTHEM!!
The mean streets and exclusive neighborhoods are crawling with Lib-TARDs
Funny. If only it were true.
Link for sharing on FB: http://www.disclose.tv/news/are_you_suffering_from_trump_acceptance_resistance_disorder_tard/136500
The real question is. will they continue to believe and place all their hope in what they hear from MSM? If so, then you know that there is no cure for the illness they have. Because MSM will always be who they always were.
This hysteria is really weird. I have never witnessed a whole group of people react with such a level fear, paranoia, mania or detachment from reality. Is the media to blame ? The DNC? This reaction that is on d display is inconsistent with any form of reality!
It is truly sad that our fellow citizens are this, brainwashed, for lack of a better word.
I often wondered how Miley Cyrus evolved into what she has become.
I mean, she was Hannah Montana, for cat’s sake.
Hahahaha! This is great
Hey dirtboy! Can’t we change it to unacceptance so we can call it TURD??
Miley grew up being idolized in Hollywood. That would screw up a lot of kids.
Saw him this morning and he doesn't want to talk politics at all.
He never worked much and gets $650 a month disability and has been living with a "girlfriend" who also has no real work experience so money is always tight. He told me this morning he "needs to cut her loose" because she is starting some signs of dementia and isn't handling the scant money the way he would have it. I noted they had been in the symbiotic relationship for 25 years and it seemed a terrible and crass cop-out to dump her because it was inconvenient to him, who had actually contributed less to the relationship than she over the quarter century they have been cohabiting. He stared at me for a second and looked like he was ready to resume talking politics - loser is what loser does....
And, Really Emotional Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder.
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