[ssaftler]

Maybe she and Calypso Louie can hop on the Mother Ship and skedaddle to another universe.

Then again, I think they’ve both been living in another universe for a number of years, so what’s the diff?

[CodeToad]

Too late. She already has.

[SkyDancer]

Oh, like the last time when Bush won?

[capydick]

When I was a kid I had the hots for her - something about that thin skanky look I guess - now she’s just a mad old harpy....

[NoCmpromiz]

I hear Elon Musk is looking for test cargo for SpaceX..

Cher should be encouraged to apply..

[KittyKares]

If she just leaves the country and never comes back, that would be good enough for me. Maybe she can take some of her progressive pals with her.

[jonascord]

How can we miss her if she won’t f#ckin’ GO?

[ronnie raygun]

I have news for you the martians dont want you either

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

I wish I owned a private space exploration company, so that I could offer her a lift.

[beaversmom]

Trump's face upon hearing the news:

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

So Cher wants to leave the planet if Trump wins.

Let’s help her out!

DANG!

[TangoLimaSierra]

Lets start a GoFundMe account for her travel expenses.

[mabarker1]

bye

[Hot Tabasco]

but that she understands poverty, having grown up poor before her mother remarried a “really rich guy

I know, they were nothing but gypsies, tramps and thieves........

[MGunny]

Dear Cher, I will personally light the fuse to the biggest rocket to launch you far,far away...These turds really crack me up!

[catnipman]

“Cher: If Trump wins: ‘I’m gonna have to leave the planet’”

I don’t suppose she’s signed a binding contract to that effect, has she?

[SumProVita]

Not to worry about that....as neither candidate will serve as president.

Pray for our nation.

[I want the USA back]

I hear some people want to colonize Mars. Go.

[anton]

At least she is not offering oral sex. That would be disgusting. Just leave already.

[jonrick46]

Cher, you are on another planet.