Posted on 10/21/2016 1:59:19 AM PDT by Helicondelta
Christina Ferguson, 32, a Hillary Clinton supporter, was arrested Monday night and charged with disorderly conduct after allegedly smearing peanut butter on approximately 30 vehicles parked outside what she thought was a Donald Trump rally.
After bursting in a family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif in hand Ferguson began yelling that she hated Donald Trump. When she was booted from the building, the passionate partisan proceeded to spread peanut butter on vehicles in the parking lot.
But those cars had nothing to do with Donald Trump. Ferguson had interrupted a meeting of the Tomorrow River Conservation Club.
Deputies who apprehended Ferguson said she denied having left her apartment that evening, although she was continually licking her fingers during their questioning.
After being positively identified by a conservation-club member, Ferguson reportedly became very emotional, admitting she had vandalized the vehicles with peanut butter
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I bet she smells really bad.
Peanut-buttering is better than firebombing, and Trump plans on firebombing everybody in other countries, Ferguson reportedly told deputies.
Nut job is confused about who has beeen doing the firebombing as rats firebombed Trump NC headquarters.
It looks like the Democrats just next found their next female Senate candidate.
Just get her off the booze, send her to Vogue to improve her image, get the speechwriters to tell her what to say, and she is ready to go.
(Of course, the Conservation Club witnesses will have to shoot themselves in the head a few times, buy hey, this is the Hillary Democratic Party and these are just boring details..)
Bump
:-)
She has a smelly vagina and she votes.
Poster Child to exemplify that Liberalism IS a mental disease!
I would arrest her for attempted murder!!!
I’ve been pointing it out to Leftists for years, Leftists constantly project their own behavior onto the Right.
environmentally friendly smear? jus sayin...
She’s in a jam.
Eeeewww! Skanky-looking trollop. It grieves me that she used such a good product;Jif, to do her deed. Wish she’d used some cheap glop from the dollar store.
Typical Leftist nut job.
Just the sort that Lenin used to bring about his revolution, and always useful when Screaming *sshats are needed.
She’s a choosy mother.....
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, however, I’d be willing to try in the case of many of these evil, awful females populating the planet today.
and she is cat $hit crazy. The eyes tell it all.
Smells like peanut butter.
Choosy voters choose Jif.
+1.
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