To: CorporateStepsister
I always thought you got married to stop having sex. ;) /s
24 posted on
10/19/2016 9:52:03 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Secret Agent Man
(((Insert rueful LOLs here.)))
25 posted on
10/19/2016 9:58:27 PM PDT by
mumblypeg
(We've had a p***y in the White House for 8 years. Make America Macho Again.)
To: Secret Agent Man
This married guy asks the pharmacist where the (clearing his throat) condoms are located.
Pharmacist replies, “How many?”
Man replies, “Oh. A dozen should do it.”
“Big evening planned, huh?”
“No. January, February, March .... “
28 posted on
10/19/2016 10:13:31 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers, all armed conservatives)
To: Secret Agent Man
“I always thought you got married to stop having sex. ;) /s”
Good one... That is just ahead of the definition of “divorce,” i.e. the screwing you get for the screwing you got!
To: Secret Agent Man
50 posted on
10/20/2016 3:02:22 AM PDT by
dp0622
(IThe only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
To: Secret Agent Man
Yes. There is a food that completely kills a sex drive.
Wedding cake!!!
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