Woman Smears 30 Cars w/ Peanut Butter in Trump Protest

Stevens Point City Times (Wisconsin) ^ | October 18, 2016 | Brandi Makuski

[proxy_user]

Conservative, conservation, what’s the difference? Let’s have more beer!

[stars & stripes forever]

The question is, how much was she paid to deface the vehicles and disrupt the meeting?

[McGruff]

There should be an IQ test for voters.

[skimbell]

Man!

Peanut butter.

I guess she wasn't kidding around.

This sounds cereal!

[JPG]

That little thingy on her chin looks suspicious. Does it glow in the dark?

[Talisker]

What does she have against peanut butter?

[AFreeBird]

Ugly and stupid is no way to go through life, woman.

And just think of all those people with peanut allergies out there, even those on your side, you could have killed!

Charge her with attempted murder.

[Revel]

Ohhhhh Never mind!

[MUDDOG]

The peanut butter Ferguson allegedly used ... a “family-size jar of low-sodium, creamy natural Jif.”

The old gov't peanut butter would've been too hard to spread.

[AndyJackson]

Is she a paid goon for Clinton? I think we have sufficient evidence of a vast brown-shirt conspiracy to assume that to be the case.

[ConservativeStatement]

Imagine the reaction of the “Asking a voter to show I.D. is unfair and racist” crowd.

[snarkpup]

From the report, she was apparently high on beer and blackberry brandy.

The biggest problem for the owners of the cars is that they need to get that stuff off before the vehicles become covered with ants and mice.

[Donglalinger]

She is just mad that Trump wants to build a wall and stop the flow of Meth

[BenLurkin]

She’s 6 foot 2?

[faithhopecharity]

weaponized Peanut Butter!
what will the D’s come up with next?

“When PB is outlawed, only outlaws will have PB~!”

[DoughtyOne]

And yet judging others doesn’t...

Too funny.

[magna carta]

beautiful

[Mercat]

Hey, I resemble that remark ... about banjos. But seriously, do you know what to say to a banjo player in a three piece suit?

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Six pack of Jack Daniels maybe

[Billthedrill]

Whoa. Got in the face of multiple witnesses, goo'ed their cars, denied the whole thing licking the stuff off her fingers in front of the Deputy. Not exactly a professional criminal we got here...I wonder...

According to the complaint, Ferguson smelled of alcohol; she later admitted to drinking beer and blackberry brandy that night, and blew a .218 on the deputy’s breathalyzer.

Ah.