Man-Bear-Lunch...................
I was driving on a dirt road up in the mountains.
I went around a corner and there was a bear in the road walking away from me.
He must have been daydreaming about huckleberries because he hadn’t been paying attention.
He looked over his shoulder and got that look on his face like Bill Clinton had at the debate.
Then, like the song, the bear went over the mountain.
And he went fast over the mountain.
He wasn’t seeing what he could see.
He was hauling donkey!