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To: HotHunt

I had a boss once who would mix up his words badly - your picture reminded me of one of them. A few favorites:

Instead of “one foot on a banana peel” he would say “one peel on the banana foot”

He once told me he’d been really “erotic” on the golf course after playing with the big boss the day before - he meant “erratic”.

We had an ice cream pie for someone’s birthday in the office - he wanted to know “who is going to ‘dilate’ the pie?” I think he meant “dissect” - he often tried to use bigger words than he needed to use as a way of impressing people which of course didn’t work when he got them so wrong.

Instead of saying someone “got his goat”, he would say someone “got under my goat”.

The erotic/erratic one is my favorite :-)


20 posted on 09/21/2016 6:55:12 AM PDT by Qiviut (In Islam you have to die for. The God I worship died for me. [Franklin Graham])
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To: Qiviut

Sounds like Mr. Malaprop

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malapropism


29 posted on 09/21/2016 7:15:49 AM PDT by WashingtonSource
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To: Qiviut

I often use big words in order to make myself sound more photosynthesis.


31 posted on 09/21/2016 7:18:19 AM PDT by generally
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To: Qiviut
I had a boss once who would mix up his words badly

It was probably Strategery!

35 posted on 09/21/2016 7:31:05 AM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes Sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it!)
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To: Qiviut
I remember Archie Bunker on All In The Family would mangle his words into something people could understand but he was totally using the wrong words or phrases in trying to use language he was not familiar with.

That was back in the day when that unPC show was a hit. Hollywood couldn't do something like that today. One, they are ultraPC nowadays and two, too many people out in TV land would be offended by one thing or another.

36 posted on 09/21/2016 7:33:09 AM PDT by HotHunt
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To: Qiviut

I had a boss once who would mix up his words badly - your picture reminded me of one of them. A few favorites:

Instead of “one foot on a banana peel” he would say “one peel on the banana foot”


LOL. Reminds me that I once had an illiterate boss. My first “real” job. How he got to be a store manager at a Radio Shack without being able to write I will never know.


37 posted on 09/21/2016 7:39:50 AM PDT by lodi90 (Clear choice for Conservatives now: TRUMP or lose)
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To: Qiviut

I know someone who says: supposeably, functionable, and irregardless.


38 posted on 09/21/2016 7:42:41 AM PDT by petercooper (Make America Normal Again!)
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To: Qiviut

Leo Gorcey was the best at that.


50 posted on 09/21/2016 8:54:25 AM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: Qiviut
he often tried to use bigger words than he needed to use as a way of impressing people

"Hey Slip, that Hillary dame don't know what she's doin!"

"Yeah, she's incontinent!"

57 posted on 09/21/2016 9:26:20 AM PDT by Bobalu (Trump Is The Bitch Slap This Country Needs)
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To: Qiviut

KInda like, “It’s piece of pie.” instead of “It’s a piece of cake.” Or “easy as cake” instead of “easy as pie.”


60 posted on 09/21/2016 9:56:56 AM PDT by nikos1121 (I am so deplorable I stink.)
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