If something is anti-U. S., U. S. traditional moral values, Western Civilization, and a few other categories, it’s a shoe-in for a grant. And if it milks our system dry, it’s a doubly whammy.
For all their millions in grants for foolish things, they are also one of the few, ahem, accepted and authorized sources for all submission of collegiate theses, and for many of the published works of writera across America.
https://news.commons.mla.org/2016/08/11/mla-style-manual-available-for-a-limited-time/
Yes, you saw it right. The latest manual to become obsolete, is selling at $26.00 a copy!
Simply print in large type:
The University of Minnesota got $1,626,038 to study the "troublesome product" of malt liquor.
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