Posted on 08/22/2016 7:56:08 AM PDT by rktman
If there's one thing that the men of Rockford Texas love as much as their women, it's their guns. But when a gun incident at a neighborhood school spurs one stay at home mom, Jenna (Andrea Anders), to rethink Rockford's obsessive gun culture, life in this idyllic town is turned upside-down. Much to the chagrin of her husband, (Matt Passmore), Jenna ignites a movement by recruiting the women to withhold sex from the men until every gun in Rockford is vanquished. A wild and hilarious showdown ensues between the sexes. As tensions and libidos rise, the men and women of Rockford must decide what's really important: keeping the peace or getting a piece.
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I will take my guns over any woman too stupid to see the value in them any day. If I was still.single, that would be a deal breaker for me and I would not look back.
Uh, conceal where?
This is a retelling of Lysistrata.
Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a lefty woman
You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.
If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
Guns function normally every day of the month.
A gun doesn’t ask, ‘Do these new grips make me look fat?’
A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after handling it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Lysistrada Redux?
Honey, you ain’t all that.
Bye.
Hope the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas is close by. Be careful what you with for ladies. You my not like the results.
LOL!
Why would any man with walking around sense want such a controlling and patiently stupid woman?
Lots of more fish in the sea who want a man and not a controllable drone.
Aristophanes already wrote this one...
They are kidding themselves.
Ed
Unfortunately she passed away in 2007
All I would say if I was in these guys' situation is, "Road Trip!"
See #8
Most democrat women believe they are sitting on a goldmine(literally). Most democrat men believe it is true.
When it comes right down to the real facts, men of the hetero/conservative persuasion are far more valuable for the very reason they are far less likely to stray because of their conservative upbringings.
Conservatives don’t kill their babies, democrats do.
Like “Hey Baby, want to see my long gun?” >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Well at many ranges that might get you shot.
But there is nothing wrong in shooting a little trap, loser pays for dinner,and letting the woman win so you can indeed pay for dinner.( Thats a quick way to get a 1st base to home run date. Then the magnum smoke pole is a surprise? LOL)
Dang, you beat me with the Lysistrata reference. I thought having struggled though ENGL 3000 finally paid off.
gl
LOL, I read it in Jack Benneys voice.
Women who do this eventually watch while their metrosexual men get gutted and then they get raped by the invaders.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Darwin is like gravity. Natural selection cannot be avoided.
But so many Dem leftist women do not understand Darwin. They can so easily become breeders for the caliphate cause.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/24/isis-brides-secret-world-jihad-western-women-syria
Borrowing the plot from Lysistrata by Aristophanes, 3000 year old play.
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