Posted on 08/18/2016 4:56:14 PM PDT by MNnice
Donald and Hillary go into a bakery, while on the campaign trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She whispers to Donald, "See how clever I am?" The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." Then she says "I will definitely win the election."
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, theft, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket."
Here’s another for you:
“Why did Trump have to charge $38,000 to attend Trump University”?
Because he had to pay Hillary $600,000 to give the commencement address.
THANKS,,,,,, for the heads-ups on that one ,,,,,,
LOL!
Cut him some slack!
Ain't easy to stand up and spit out a good joke.
Plus you never know, some dumb SOB doesn't hear it right, and it can be fist city!
True.
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