There is evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Trump gets the manly vote... Hillary gets the metrosexuals.
Better late, than never.
Roundhouse kick for taking so long.
;-)
Chuck Norris wears Trump pajamas.
Cruz, unbeknownst to Norris, tried to ‘place’ him in the Cruz camp. This is GREAT!
I had someone tell me today that Pokemon GO has ended because Chuck Norris caught them all...from a landline.
Chuck Norris, the only man on earth that doesn’t have to fear death at the hands of Hillarys sycophant thugs. Even Comey fears them, obviously.
TTTT!
Google can’t find Chuck Norris.
Queue the Chuck Norris “thumbs up” pic...
I’d like to see Donald Trump name Chuck Norris as his “Minister of State.” Right now, the position is known as “Secretary of State”, but nobody calls Chuck Norris a secretary.
Nice...Who - from Hollywood - will be next?
I think we are at a real point in history when it will
become VERY clear exactly where we are. Will the American
people vote for themselves FREEDOM or will they opt instead
for FREE STUFF?
Maybe some would say I’m “taking a chance on TRUMP”. Well,
even if he does just plain LOUSY; he will have to go some
to out-do this derned Communist Kenyan LIAR who has held
us hostage to not being able to call a spade a spade (a
MUSLIM TERRORIST a MUSLIM TERRORIST) or describe any of
the MUSLIM TERRORIST ATTACKS as anything but just
“workplace violence” or some other such silly drivel.
It is ESCALATING every day, while Christians are given
the short end of Hussein Obama’s dirty stick.
The Emaciated Sow (taxpayer) is pitifully malnourished with
more little piglets being attached to her dwindling milk
supply every day. WHAT ARE THE DHIMMICRATS GOING TO DO WHEN
THEY RUN OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY TO THROW AT ALL THESE
JIHADIST “IMMIGRANTS”?
The discouragement and dread with every new Muslim Jihadist
attack dispirits us more every day. - As Charlton Heston
once said, rifle held over his head, “THEY WILL TAKE THIS
FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!!!”
HITLER took the German guns away and this is what Hussein
and Hitler-y both want to do to us.
Norris could not have taken a shot at Hillary cause she’s still alive.
It’s all over. No need to wait until November. Trump is President-elect.
Got an argument with that; see the head of our complaint department, Mr. Chuck Norris.
That is it! Hillary is toast.
It’s over.
If Chuck Norris attended a Democrat Convention, the nominee would be Senator Joe McCarthy on a unanimous voice vote