[Bobalu]

this year pee, next year poop

But it's damned hard to squoosh it down the drain with your foot.

[dontreadthis]

mandatory stool softeners and laxatives

[Chickensoup]

But it’s damned hard to squoosh it down the drain with your foot.

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...with practice? all is possible.

of course a high roughage diet helps.