Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Dear Homosexuals
TheZMan ^ | 06-17-2016 | TheZMan

Posted on 06/17/2016 4:35:47 PM PDT by NRx

My bet is you are looking at the title of this post and prepared to dismiss it and me as homophobic. I get that and I’m used to it. I’m a white heterosexual male so I’m used to being called a racist, a bigot, a misogynist, an anti-Semite, an Islamophobe, an extremist, a homophobe, a sexist, a cis-genderist and every other epithet one can associate with a victim group, real and imaginary. That’s right. We honky dudes have been accused of discriminating against the imaginary, so as a straight white male, I’m used to it. Despite the fact we created civilization, everyone shits on us these days. That’s gratitude for ya.

Just to get it out of the way, I’m mildly intolerant of homosexuals. Specifically, I think female homosexuality is ridiculous and I think male homosexuality is disgusting. As a point of comparison, I think lima beans are disgusting, but I’m not out at night waging war on legume farmers. What you people do in private may revolt me, but as long as you do it in private and don’t hurt anyone, it’s none of my business. It’s a big world and there is plenty of room for all kinds as long as we make reasonable efforts to respect each other’s point of view. It’s not that hard to be polite.

That’s the problem, of course. For the last few decades, you guys in the Alphabet Soup Community (LGBTQQIP2SAA? Really?) have not been holding up your end of the bargain. Instead of respecting the sensibilities of the majority, you have gone out of your way to offend normal Americans, particularly those of us in the honky community. Turning a St. Patrick’s Day parade into a gay St. Patrick’s Day parade may seem like a hoot to you guys, but it really does piss off the rest of us. You surely know it, but you do this stuff anyway, suggesting the point of it all is to piss of the squares, more than anything else.

Even so, what happened down in Orlando was a terrible thing. As an American, I hate that my government is importing these people into our country. This is both predictable and preventable, but here we are anyway. I’m now seeing news stories reporting that you guys are rethinking your alliance with the Left, particularly when it comes to immigration and guns. Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos, I’m getting the sense that gays may be ready to change teams, so to speak. Having figured out that you have been nothing more than pets to the Left, you are going to join the other team, at least for this election.

That’s a good idea, as the Left is going to keep importing Muslims until the Left is dethroned and purged from society. The Official Right is not much better, but they are a bunch of feckless wussies so no one cares what they think. The Left is the butch side of the ruling class and they love Muslims. The census says we have 3.3 million Muslims as of 2010, so that means the number is probably closer to 5 million now. At a rate of half a million per year, the goal according to Paul Ryan, Muslims will outnumber homosexuals by the end of the decade or thereabouts. Either this changes now or you guys better learn to fly.

Here’s the reason for my note. I’m getting the sense that we in the straight white guy community are supposed to celebrate this change of heart by America’s homosexuals. Gavin McInnes was just out creating a big scene, making out with Milo Yiannopoulos for some reason. Gavin is just a hang around on the alt-right, but he often claims to speak for white guys in the generality. I see some familiar faces embracing the change on twitter so there’s some effort, at least, to figure out how to welcome the gays into the army opposing the Left. No enemies on the Right and all that.

That sounds nice, but I’m not sold. I know more than a few Muslims and they may be crazy, but it’s a crazy I can deal with as a white guy. We white guys are not going to have to worry about the kids seeing guys in assless chaps down at the Ramadan parade. Not having screeching harpies call us sexist because we refuse to pretend biology is a social construct sounds pretty attractive. To be honest, the thought of Muslims pitching the faculty of the Womyn’s Studies department off the roof is not so bad. Yeah, that makes me a bad guy, but I’m used to it. It’s been a long war.

That’s not to say I’m not amenable to welcoming the gays into the revolution. It’s just you guys have to bring more to the party than a fashion sense. The Christian bakers would like a little breathing room. The Boy Scouts would like to be left alone. The guys at the office would like to tell a salty joke without fear of being fired, or worse, being sent off to a reeducation camp. In other words, if you want help with Mohamed, you’re going to have to give some stuff back to us. Otherwise, I think I speak for most straight white guys in saying we’ll roll the dice with Mohamed.

Don’t get me wrong. I’d really rather not have to convert to Islam. I look like shit with a neck beard and I can’t ululate worth a damn. Giving up bacon and beer would really suck, but the Muslims are not wrong about everything. I’m not saying you have to go back in the closet or put up with cops busting up your clubs. Just meet us half way. Show some respect for the majority, leave the Christian bakers in peace and respect the fact that not everyone enjoys seeing a man walking down the street in a gold lamé thong. Maybe stop making us pretend you’re married.

Anyway, if you made it this far, think about it. Keep in mind that about 500 Muslims were imported since Orlando so don’t take too long.

Toodles,

Z


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS:
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-35 last
To: PROCON

Yes ! It makes me sick. How can we allow adopted children to see disgusting nauseating unnatural sexual acts that are an abomination to God as expressed in the Word of God in the Holy book of Leviticus? Just curious. But it makes me puke. I don’t like to puke.


21 posted on 06/17/2016 5:42:40 PM PDT by WENDLE (Ban Wahhabi sect Sunnis here not our GUNS!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: NRx

Well, Mr. ZMan, I agree with you with the following exception:

“I think female homosexuality is ridiculous”

Not if both participants are HOT and I get to watch! ;-)


22 posted on 06/17/2016 5:43:38 PM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NRx
I know more than a few Muslims and they may be crazy, but it’s a crazy I can deal with as a white guy.

You were doing OK until there...

23 posted on 06/17/2016 5:48:03 PM PDT by libertarian27 (FR Cookbooks - On Profile Page)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: spel_grammer_an_punct_polise

24 posted on 06/17/2016 5:51:41 PM PDT by TADSLOS
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: FBRhawk

And when they kill you they think they are doing you a favor by sending you to their version of heaven. I’ve lived with Muslims in Afghanistan and they are almost all nut jobs even the ones who have been somewhat Westernized.


25 posted on 06/17/2016 5:59:32 PM PDT by quantumman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: TADSLOS

LOL


26 posted on 06/17/2016 6:12:02 PM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Why does every totalitarian, political hack think that he knows how to run my life better than I?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: NRx

you have gone out of your way to offend normal Americans, particularly those of us in the honky community...


Great line...


27 posted on 06/17/2016 6:18:39 PM PDT by Rumplemeyer (The GOP should stand its ground - and fix Bayonets)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NRx

It was not only 500 Muslims, but 500 UNVETTED Muslims that the CIA admits might include ISIS terrorists.


28 posted on 06/17/2016 6:19:43 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Socialism is always just one or a thousand or a million more murders away from utopia.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: skimbell
Well, neither would I, but that's the point isn't?

    "How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries!
    Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia
    in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy.   Improvident habits, slovenly
    systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of
    property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.  A degraded
    sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its
    dignity and sanctity.  The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must
    belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child, a wife, or
    a concubine - must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam
    has ceased to be a great power among men."

    "Individual Moslems may show splendid qualities.   Thousands become the
    brave and loyal soldiers of the Queen: all know how to die.   But the influence
    of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.
    No stronger retrograde force exists in the world.   Far from being moribund,
    Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytising faith.   It has already spread
    throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were
    it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science - the science
    against which it had vainly struggled - the civilisation of modern Europe might
    fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome."

   -- Winston Churchill


29 posted on 06/17/2016 6:22:39 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! - vote Trump 2016)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: Bryanw92

+1


30 posted on 06/17/2016 6:28:20 PM PDT by visualops (It's the majority of the American people and Trump against the enemies of the republic - Windflier)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

bump


31 posted on 06/17/2016 7:51:26 PM PDT by foreverfree
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NRx
"The census says we have 3.3 million Muslims as of 2010, so that means the number is probably closer to 5 million now. At a rate of half a million per year, the goal according to Paul Ryan, Muslims will outnumber homosexuals by the end of the decade or thereabouts. Either this changes now or you guys better learn to fly."

They will also outnumber Jews.

32 posted on 06/17/2016 7:58:43 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We can't fix a rigged system by relying on the people who rigged it." --Donald Trump, 6/7/16)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: higgmeister
> It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science - the science against which it had vainly struggled - the civilisation of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilisation of ancient Rome." -- Winston Churchill

I'm sorry to say, Sir Winston, that your worst nightmare has already come true.

33 posted on 06/17/2016 8:11:20 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: NRx
I think lima beans are disgusting, but I’m not out at night waging war on legume farmers.

We be seperated at birth!

34 posted on 06/17/2016 8:33:00 PM PDT by Company Man (Keep on Trumpin')
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NRx
Otherwise, I think I speak for most straight white guys in saying we’ll roll the dice with Mohamed.

NO. No rolling the dice with Mohammed. That's not gonna happen.

35 posted on 06/17/2016 8:59:49 PM PDT by GOPJ (When a Muslim terrorist shoots up a gay bar, itÂ’s not gun violence.ItÂ’s Islamic terrorism.Greenfie)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-35 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson