Catherine Zeta-Jones, wife of Mo Dowd's former boyfriend, Michael Douglas.
Posted on 05/08/2016 10:57:27 AM PDT by MaxistheBest
WASHINGTON — PAUL RYAN and Donald Trump sit down at Republican National Committee headquarters on Capitol Hill to hash out a couple little things, like who is running the party and who is the actual Republican.
“Welcome to Washington, Donald,” Ryan says, shaking hands with the presumptuous nominee. “Reince says you’re far more gracious in private than in public and I sure hope that’s true.”
Trump smirks and pulls out his bottle of industrial-strength sanitizer, squirting a prodigious amount on his hands.
Trying to thaw the chill, the House speaker displays his best ingratiating Irish undertaker air. “Hey,” he says, “thanks for not calling me Lyin’ Ryan.”
“I never use the same adjective twice,” Trump replies coolly. “As you know, I do have killer instincts. That’s how I knocked out 16 losers. So let’s try a few names for kicks. Pious Paul? Pompous Paul? Phony Paul? Back-Stabbing, Blindsiding Paul who hung me out to dry to protect his own presidential ambitions for 2020?”
Ryan blanches, protesting: “No, no, I just want us to come together with a positive vision.”
“I am positive,” Trump says, manspreading as party aides cower in the corners. “I’m positive that what you did was terrible. You’re just giving cover to more traitors, like that reject Lindsey Graham, who I beat like a toy drum. Now Nasty Lindsey’s on TV spewing hate and saying my convention should be held in Area 51. The only number he needs to remember is zero — the number of votes he got.”
(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...
Even a Dowd hit piece makes Trump look good. Strange times!
Trump of course; watch and see ‘The Art of The Deal’ being played out ... it’s going to be amazing!!!
The guy who posted this earlier. He’s King of the Hill.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3428642/posts
Paul Nehlen.
I still think Trump should drive the Dump truck around dirty Ryno’s district one day a month.
Hill? I see mountains....
Mo Dowd thinks she’s Queen of the Hill.
Catherine Zeta-Jones, wife of Mo Dowd's former boyfriend, Michael Douglas.
Actually, her written piece here is very entertaining. I can imagine both stereotypes being played out.
Trump owns the party.
Is she a lousy writer or what? LOL.
Trump
Ryan is a traitor doing the DICs work
Nah he’s king of Florida
Ryan holds elected office and has Constitutional responsibilities.
Trump is just making plans.
That was a very funny column! Can you imagine an administration where it will be fun to read the New York Times again! ;-)
ROTFL. He'd have too much fun with that.
I think he'll let Palin do the dirty work, and he'll stay above that battle. Although, it is possible as August draws closer, he'll bring up Ryan in a campaign speech. Maybe Trump will be active at cleaning house, selected targets only. But right now Ryan is not on Trump's personal "to do" list.
I’m not sure Maureen Dowd, among others, is actually opposed to what Donald Trump is accomplishing.
Ryan is the problem and Nehlen is the solution. :-)
“I never use the same adjective twice,”
Cough Cough BS Cough Cough horrible horrible, just terrible LOL
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