can't hurt their little feelers..from the minds of this New Left festering in the halls of the craziest of crazy undergraduate programs.
I guarantee you the term “gun felon” will remain in their lexicon.
A long time ago, when I worked at Yale University, I was written up with a very formal “you’re almost fired” sort of disciplinary act because I described a student as “oriental”.
Now, many years later, I’m not written up (Because I own the business) but I was sternly corrected to no longer use the term “Skip” or “Fugitive” and instead report as “defendants” and “Defendants on the run”
I used to call them “skips” and “Potential skips” just as a PC joke. But my joke doesn’t go as far as reality I guess.
In lieu of “prisoners”, the next new term will likely be “non-voluntary guests.”
“The Justice Department’s Office of Justice Programs is eschewing the terms “felon” and “convict” when officials refer to individuals convicted of crimes, opting instead for less “disparaging labels,”
I wholeheartedly endorse replacing “felon” and “convict” with “Democrat Voter”.
Orwell is smiling in his grave.
There. Fixed it.
1984
President Trump is going to have a task much like Hercules cleaning out the Augean stables when he is inaugurated! This bunch needs to be removed and cleaned out.
God help us hold this thing together long enough to have this one more peaceful transfer of power!
The story of the Augean stables:
http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/Herakles/stables.html
Why even send them to prison in the first place? It might hurt heir feelings- They might feel stigmatized- they might get depressed- Better to just say “Tsk Tsk” and let them go- On second thought, we shouldn’t even say that- they might take offense to it- Better to hand them money- high five em- and remove all security measures we have inplace to prevent crimes from happening- so they don;t have to work so hard committing crimes- we wouldn’t want them to become exhausted committing crimes now would we?
We *have* to get these people out of positions of power.
I was at a concert twenty years ago when the artist (forgotten) talked about a friend who had “undergone a prison experience.” I guess like a con.
White people will now be referred to as “justice advantaged”.
They don’t want to end up calling their buddies, Obama and Clinton, those “nasty” names.
We should refer to them as ‘legally deprived’ or something like that.
can't hurt their little feelers