Posted on 05/04/2016 8:57:11 AM PDT by Carriage Hill
AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he's not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that's Rush, for those in Rio Linda), the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back - just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do - host. Get ready to what you were born to do - listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.
Brain Dead Doofus Dittos from Florida!
lol
Rush is going to talk around Trump’s massive win. I’m sure he’ll throw in many under the radar insults to us Trumpsters. :-D
wasted the first five minutes telling us what he’s going to tell us...maybe.
Bloviation on steroids.
Thanks canedawg. See post #37. Hombresecreto outdid me!
I thought it was funny when Glenn framed his conversation with Cruz on Sunday (Cruz asking him “what are you going to do next”) like a prophetic statement by Cruz at the Last Supper to the unknowing apostles.
Glenn said. “I thought he meant where next to campaign. But now I know he meant somethng deeper.”
They all disappoint us sooner or later. It is tough for me to get too excited over any of them.
Rush is trying to find the words and wasting precious time before we tune him out
He always says he’s loaded, and he always goes off on the most irrelevant tangents, a total waste of time, and never gets to the point.
He’s rambling...not sure what points he’s even making.
Sounds stressed too.
Sounds like a self-vivisection coming up.
Sorry, Rush, I love you, but anyone who never imagined Trump might get the nomination was either 1) a dimwit; or 2) a GOPe consultant. But I repeat myself.
Rush is laying down some cover — the decision to drop out was actually made before ...
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“wasted the first five minutes telling us what he’s going to tell us...maybe.
Bloviation on steroids.”
A bit like Ted’s speech yesterday.
Thanks! Anything for my FRiends!
So wrong,how ?
So, it looks like today’s program won’t focus on Trump’s massive win, but instead will focus on what happened to Cruz. WTF!
Rush trying to deal with depression.
He hasn’t said anything worthwhile yet. I’m bored already.
and if he’s shut his yap long enough to look at FR his main source of “Show Prep” he’s know that Kasich has suspencted his campaign, might be something his listeners would care about.
Rush is obsolete. Old new rehashed, papers rustled, BS spread.
Exactly!!! lol
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