The New $20 Bill

Artful Dilettante ^ | April 17, 2016 | Artful Dilettante

[null and void]

We can't.

You DO no that by law we can't put a living person on our money, don't you???

oh wait, nvrmnd

[Iron Munro]

Put President Hillary on the $3 bill.

It can replace the dime because that’s about all three dollars is worth nowadays.

[x_plus_one]

Put Aunt Jemima on the money - she has a happier face than any other nominee.

[Salvation]

I think it will remain Jackson.

[cynwoody]

There's really only one choice. And that is MERCY OTIS WARREN, the "Mother of the American Revolution."

Dedicated July 4th, 2001, in front of the historic Barnstable County Superior Courthouse.

Mercy Otis Warren, the daughter of James Otis, was a poet, playwright, and author of the first published history of the Revolution. She is known for her pamphlet detailing many ideas later included in the Bill of Rights.

[Vendome]

So they are going to get rid of the fightin whitey...

[Lazamataz]

Note that 20 dollars is the usual payment for a crack ho.

And they want to put a woman on the 20.

I say we put a crack ho on a 20.

[exit82]

My vote is for Molly Pitcher—Mary Ludwig Hays, crewing her stricken husband’s cannon in the Battle Of Monmouth (NJ) June 28, 1778:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Pitcher

[who_would_fardels_bear]

They could put Rosie O’Donnell on the $3 bill, then when people said “As queer as a $3 bill” they would be exactly correct.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

It is not until 2030 so they can put Presidente H. R. Clinton on the $20.

Incidently, Bill Clinton used a Fleetwood Mac song during his campaign, should Hillary us an Elton John song in her campaign? Both songs are from the '70s.

[faithhopecharity]

are you sure Hillary’s living?

(she sure doesn’t look like it anymore...or at least she looks very ill...)

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Oops, forgot the </sarc>

[depressed in 06]

does Nina have anything to do with your depression?

No, but, Nanzi does.

Nina, just, seems to be open for a twenty.

[faithhopecharity]

well that makes Nina a much more honest wh**e than Nancy
:)

[Radix]

Great Thread/Post. Thanks.

[Dirt for sale]

Judge Judy gets my vote. The centerfold would feature JJ in the act of telling a perp not to talk back.

[Mike Darancette]

What’s wrong with Harriet Tubman? Is is that she was a Republican?

[Dirt for sale]

Stupid law murre cans want to worship living gods not dead hi keys.

[PLMerite]

Concur:

[Slyfox]

I nominate Shirley Temple Black - Republican, ambassador to Ghana and she didn't get anyone hurt at Benghazi.