You think you have it rough because you are vertically challenged? I am left handed which is a much more severe problem. When do I get my victim status?
my mother took my being left handed as a personal sin. until she died at 86, she would trot out her justification for my left handedness.
btw....... fisker makes left handed scissors that are truly great.
Oh, hush, I’m the real victim, I’m six four barefoot, just last night a woman asked me, “How tall are you.” I had to go to my safe space and hyperventilate. On top of it I weigh 255 and have white hair and a white beard. Some have the nerve to tell me that I look like a tall Santa Claus. It’s horrible having to live like this, I think I will move to the North Pole. Maybe I can become the NEW Burl Ives. Hey, that’s it, got to go and practice singing HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS!
Professional bowlers have a distinct advantage over righties due to the lack of wear on their side of lane. You owe me 79 eleventy quadrillion dollars for the pain I'm experiencing as a righty. Even though I'm a lousy bowler. So there.