Oh, hush, I’m the real victim, I’m six four barefoot, just last night a woman asked me, “How tall are you.” I had to go to my safe space and hyperventilate. On top of it I weigh 255 and have white hair and a white beard. Some have the nerve to tell me that I look like a tall Santa Claus. It’s horrible having to live like this, I think I will move to the North Pole. Maybe I can become the NEW Burl Ives. Hey, that’s it, got to go and practice singing HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS!
Might want to put some socks and boots on before you go.