German professor arrested after human SKULL was found in his luggage at airport in Rome

www.dailymail.co.u ^ | Updated: 10:15 EST, 7 April 2016 | By Georgia Diebelius

[Red Badger]

A German professor was arrested after a human skull was found in his suitcase.

The man was stopped as he travelled through Rome’s Fiumicino airport on his way to Dusseldorf after the item was discovered by security officials.

The middle-aged professor, who was allegedly confused when confronted by officers, then claimed he had purchased the remains from a market stall.

According to Italian newspaper Il Messaggero, when asked by police how he had obtained the skull, he said he had purchased it for €50 (£40).

[Covenantor]

LMAO!!!

First rule of Skull and Bones is never talk about Skull and Bones.

Second rule of Skull and Bones is never carry Skulls in carry on luggage.

Third rule of Skull and Bones is...dammit Jeb! Put it down gently..

[Larry Lucido]

“And for my third wish, officer, I told the genie I’d like a little head.”

[jessduntno]

“TWO CARRION LUGGAGES IN ONE DAY!..”

Oh, damn, I can’t stop laughing...

[DJ Taylor]

My dog drug it in. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Minh Thanh, RVN 1966

[Tax-chick]

Handsome dog.

[GreenHornet]

According to Italian newspaper Il Messaggero, when asked by police how he had obtained the skull, he said he had purchased it for €50 (£40). He reportedly said: 'I bought it used at a stand for scientific purposes. It was well polished, but without its lower jaw.'

I know a guy who can get him one for half that price, including the lower jaw.

[DJ Taylor]

"Handsome dog."

Thank you.

Her name was Patsy, and both her mother and father were scout dogs at Dong Ba Tinh.

[Tax-chick]

Dogs can be amazing companions and working partners. Patsy doesn’t look very interested in the skull; I assume she did not crunch it like a greyhound chomping a pork shoulder.

My father was in Vietnam in 1968-69 and 1972-73.

[GingisK]

You can buy them from medical supply houses.

Maybe the one caught at the airport was still wet.

[Jack Hammer]

What to buy for the man who has everything.

[Vaquero]

Not Roman enough

[Vaquero]

Hey Fugetaboutit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O163ogpOI7k

[moovova]

"No Seńor, that was the famous Roman Catacombs, not the gift shop."

[dfwgator]

[jmacusa]

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well.

[dasboot]

“What to buy for the man who has everything.”

Two heads are better......

[Pelham]

groan

[advertising guy]

I won the internet last week I was told when I opined, “ remember when we were told an apple a day keeps the doctor away ? ,well now that half the doctors are Muslim, I have found a bacon sandwich does the same thing “

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Which reminds me, did they ever find the skull of Captain Kidd? It was stolen from an unlocked car back in the 1960s. The skull had been silver plated.

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Paging Dr. Mengele. Paging Dr. Mengele. Your skull is ready at Screening Machine No. 2.