Posted on 04/03/2016 10:29:31 AM PDT by Hostage
Bad news: it finally happened, Friend Our Party didnt meet our budget for March. Key programs will be cut starting in the next 24 hours.
24 Hours Left
...Good news: A group of donors will MATCH whatever you can chip in.
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GIVE $100 FOR AN IMPACT OF $200
GIVE $75 FOR AN IMPACT OF $150
GIVE $50 FOR AN IMPACT OF $100
GIVE $35 FOR AN IMPACT OF $70
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At the end of 2015, our Party laid out a very, very aggressive ground game for our future nominee.
Our monthly and quarterly goals arent decided out of thin air. We set these numbers to ensure we have the resources to contact voters, perfect our data, and employ staffers in key states.
Unless we close this gap, well start having to call back staffers from several different counties.
Stand up for your zip code and help us recover from this budget shortfall.
Ill be meeting with the chairman and chief of staff at 8 PM tonight.
Well review our March numbers and theyll see the list of donors who chipped in before the end of the quarter.
But if you contribute, I will add your name to the top of the list as a stellar example of someone who saved our Party from facing a massive crisis.
Weve made a commitment to each Republican candidate that wed secure whatever funds it takes to launch a winning ground game.
Our candidates are counting on YOU.
Please contribute $35 immediately.
Thanks,
Cara Mason Finance Director Republican National Committee
Gee. I’m fresh out of crying towels.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of guys!
I’ve got a big smile on my face.
If they can’t figure out the problem, they need to go away.
Maybe they can start by cutting the robocall expenses and stupid mailers....
Send the money to Trump instead.
Probably a lie, but anyway wouldn't it be more efficient to cut out the RNC middleman and send the money directly to Romney?
Now that brings a smile to an otherwise gloomy morning.
In fact, more than a smile. A snicker. Or two.
Snicker, snicker, snort.
I used to receive letters regularly from the RNC. But after returning them for five or six years, postage free, with notes saying I wasn’t interested, they finally took me off their list.
I’m still registered as a Republican, so I can vote in the primaries, but I guess I made myself clear—finally!
Sorry, Cara, nothing from me.
Gosh. The public they are backstabbing stopped paying for the privilege?
Too bad.
Sorry Cara. May as well shut your operation down. Nobody trusts you. Not anymore.
I’ll be sending them the amount of money that I think they’re worth and you know what that means. Zilch, nada, nothing.
Ha ha! The corrupt turds at the GOP will never see a dime from me! Wither away you useless bums!
Excellent. Cry me a river you duplicitous backstabbing, thieving, conniving snakes.
The party is dead to me.
If Trump can breathe new life into it, by changing it to reflect our wishes more, then fine.
If not, my nearly fifty years as a Republican will come to an end this year.
Is that Memo asking for a Money Bomb real?
Not once does an actual candidate’s name get mentioned.
Little bit dodgey. “HURRY, SEND YOUR MONEY NOW!!”
Starve it to death.
So if I ship those pricks two pounds of used tea-bags in a postage due envelope do I get credit for shipping them four pounds?
Don’t be so sure...they always ‘use’ political races to appeal for funds under the disguise of great need/fear all to keep the revenue flowing. Not surprised they’re taking advantage of the political climate to enhance the coffers.....
I have two words for Cara@: STUFF IT!
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