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April 1st brings Shocking Revelations about Trump, Cruz relationship
Accuratereloading.com ^ | April 1, 2016 | Grenadier

Posted on 04/01/2016 6:17:00 PM PDT by X180A

Ted Cruz was caught with his lover of 5 years ... and it's Donald Trump!

... Heidi, his wife, Cruz said, is okay with his relationship with Trump. He described Heidi's initial reaction as shocked and angry but said she changed her attitude when he suggested they might all be able to get together and that Melania might even join in. But Cruz admitted he and Trump have been too busy on the campaign trail to make that happen. "We're going to have to wait and put our minds to that after the primary" he said, "regardless of who wins the nomination."

When asked about the pair's hateful bickering, vile name calling, and heated arguing during the debates Cruz puts it all down to "keeping up appearances". "There's no better form of foreplay", he added.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: affair; april1st; cruz; trump
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I just don't know what to make of it. It makes me want to throw-up. Ugh...
1 posted on 04/01/2016 6:17:00 PM PDT by X180A
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To: X180A

April 1 is the stupidest “holiday”.


2 posted on 04/01/2016 6:18:16 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (I don't know what Claire Wolfe is thinking, but I know what I'm thinking.)
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To: X180A

3 posted on 04/01/2016 6:18:24 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Delegates So Far: Trump (736); Cruz (463); Rubio (171); Kasich (143)
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To: X180A

Good thing this was posted on April 1...


4 posted on 04/01/2016 6:18:35 PM PDT by tips up (When the people find that they can vote themselves money that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: X180A

It’s a BAD April Fool’s joke.


5 posted on 04/01/2016 6:18:38 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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To: X180A

Angry sex??


6 posted on 04/01/2016 6:19:45 PM PDT by BlackAdderess (A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen... -Emerson)
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I just don't know what to make of it

Lol....Hopefully your reaction to this obvious April Fool's joke is an April Fool's joke as well.

7 posted on 04/01/2016 6:20:07 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: ClearCase_guy

So if you stay at a Holiday Inn Express on April 1 does that make it an aww sh**???


8 posted on 04/01/2016 6:21:40 PM PDT by disndat
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To: ClearCase_guy

Personally I don’t see any difference between the lies pushed by the media on April 1 versus any other day of the year.


9 posted on 04/01/2016 6:22:06 PM PDT by ri4dc (I used to care, but I just take a pill for that now. [I am starting to care once again])
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To: X180A

National Enquirer scam fell flat? Back to
“Booger-gate.”


10 posted on 04/01/2016 6:22:19 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: BlackAdderess

Well, we know who the “top” is.


11 posted on 04/01/2016 6:22:55 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Rafael Cruz: Canadian-born, Cuban ancestry, ineligible for POTUS)
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To: X180A

Idiot.


12 posted on 04/01/2016 6:25:06 PM PDT by be-baw (still seeking)
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April 1 is the stupidest “holiday”.

I second that emotion.

13 posted on 04/01/2016 6:25:07 PM PDT by MamaTexan (I am a person as created by the Law of Nature, not a person as created by the laws of Man.)
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To: Innovative

Really. Maybe the poorest attempt at an AF joke that I’ve seen. They are supposed to fool you for at least 10msec.


14 posted on 04/01/2016 6:29:02 PM PDT by Seruzawa (If you agree with the French raise your hand. If you are French raise both hands)
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Angry sex?

Actually Trump is very very good at angy sex, fabulous in fact, and many wonderful people would tell you that he leads in the area by just about any extremely reliable measure.

15 posted on 04/01/2016 6:29:11 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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Angry sex?

Actually Trump is very very good at angy sex, fabulous in fact, and many wonderful people would tell you that he leads in the area by just about any extremely reliable measure.

16 posted on 04/01/2016 6:30:00 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: X180A; All

17 posted on 04/01/2016 6:32:23 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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Naw.

Not funny. Ask to be removed.


18 posted on 04/01/2016 6:34:37 PM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: X180A
The minimum April 1st joke requirement is that it should be funny.
This isn't.

19 posted on 04/01/2016 7:00:01 PM PDT by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
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To: SamAdams76

Nice thumbs-up pic.


20 posted on 04/01/2016 7:00:21 PM PDT by X180A
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