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To: Slings and Arrows

Please, no jokes about how tight Scots are.


2 posted on 03/29/2016 11:59:52 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

How about “No True Scotsman”? LOL


10 posted on 03/29/2016 12:11:29 PM PDT by baltimorepoet
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To: nickcarraway

so does a Scotch Jew have to circumcises his bagpipes?


19 posted on 03/29/2016 12:27:21 PM PDT by tophat9000 (King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
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To: nickcarraway


SHMULEY AND MORTY AT THE 9TH HOLE AT ST ANDREWS



MORTY: Shmuley! Shmuley! I knew we had a lot in common, but I had no idea Avram Zelikowitz was YOUR mohel, too!

SHMULEY: What? We barely know each other! We haven't even hit the locker rooms yet... It's true, but... How the heck could you tell I was circumcised by Zelikowitz?

MORTY: Well, Shmuley, to be honest... I could tell by the tilt in your kilt!




21 posted on 03/29/2016 12:29:42 PM PDT by golux (Requiescat in Pace Msgr. Kenny Bunk!)
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To: nickcarraway

[ Please, no jokes about how tight Scots are. ]

Chief Engineer Modercai Scott: Captain i cannae give you any more power, we dinna have the budget for it!

:P


24 posted on 03/29/2016 12:33:49 PM PDT by GraceG (The election doesn't pick the next president, it is an audition for "American Emperor"...)
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To: nickcarraway

Well, now you can tell if the Scot is Jewish when the wind blows a bit up...........................


26 posted on 03/29/2016 12:36:10 PM PDT by Red Badger (The Left doesn't like him and the Right doesn't like him, so he must be the right guy for the job...)
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To: nickcarraway

No jokes about tight Scots, but this tartan was a mistake.

Someone mistranslated the original order for “Tartar” sauce to go with Scottish Fish and Chips.

And the rest is history!

L’Chaim and Lox!


75 posted on 03/29/2016 4:54:35 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: nickcarraway

They’ve got nothing...


81 posted on 03/30/2016 12:33:17 AM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ("Washington, DC. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious")
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