To: Slings and Arrows
Please, no jokes about how tight Scots are.
To: nickcarraway
How about “No True Scotsman”? LOL
To: nickcarraway
so does a Scotch Jew have to circumcises his bagpipes?
19 posted on
03/29/2016 12:27:21 PM PDT by
tophat9000
(King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
To: nickcarraway
SHMULEY AND MORTY AT THE 9TH HOLE AT ST ANDREWS
MORTY: Shmuley! Shmuley! I knew we had a lot in common, but I had no idea Avram Zelikowitz was YOUR mohel, too!
SHMULEY: What? We barely know each other! We haven't even hit the locker rooms yet... It's true, but... How the heck could you tell I was circumcised by Zelikowitz?
MORTY: Well, Shmuley, to be honest... I could tell by the tilt in your kilt!
21 posted on
03/29/2016 12:29:42 PM PDT by
golux
(Requiescat in Pace Msgr. Kenny Bunk!)
To: nickcarraway
[ Please, no jokes about how tight Scots are. ]
Chief Engineer Modercai Scott: Captain i cannae give you any more power, we dinna have the budget for it!
:P
24 posted on
03/29/2016 12:33:49 PM PDT by
GraceG
(The election doesn't pick the next president, it is an audition for "American Emperor"...)
To: nickcarraway
Well, now you can tell if the Scot is Jewish when the wind blows a bit up...........................
26 posted on
03/29/2016 12:36:10 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(The Left doesn't like him and the Right doesn't like him, so he must be the right guy for the job...)
To: nickcarraway
No jokes about tight Scots, but this tartan was a mistake.
Someone mistranslated the original order for “Tartar” sauce to go with Scottish Fish and Chips.
And the rest is history!
L’Chaim and Lox!
To: nickcarraway
81 posted on
03/30/2016 12:33:17 AM PDT by
Hoosier-Daddy
("Washington, DC. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious")
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