I can picture it being this:
“Good Caiaphas, the council waits for you
The Pharisees and priests are here for you
Ah gentlemen, you know why we are here
We’ve not much time, and quite a problem here
Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street
A trick or two with lepers, and the whole town’s on its feet
He is dangerous
He is dangerous
That man is in town right now to whip up some support
A rabble rousing mission that I think we must abort
He is dangerous
He is dangerous
Look Caiaphas, they’re right outside our yard
Quick Caiaphas, go call the Roman guard
No, wait
We need a more permanent solution to our problem...”
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JCS! - i listen to it every Good Friday. Loudly. It totally rocks.