Posted on 03/09/2016 8:41:05 PM PST by grey_whiskers
He lives vicariously through himself. He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice. In museums, he is allowed to touch the art. He is ...
... out of a job.
Since 2006, Jonathan Goldsmith has played The Most Interesting Man In The World in a popular series of ads for Dos Equis. His catchphrase "I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis" has worked its way into Internet culture.
But his reign is ending. The newest ad for Dos Equis shows Goldsmith, as the Most Interesting Man, taking off in a spaceship on a one-way trip to Mars.
(Excerpt) Read more at npr.org ...
Since the natural successor, Donald Trump, is bound for the White House, I suggest someone else from the public sphere who is bound to have a lot of extra time on his hands shortly:
Marco Rubio!
I was pretty tired of him, anyway. Now kill off those 2 Sonic idiots.
MOST DEFINITELY can't stand those two.
(Actually just one)
TMIMITW needs a lot more gravitas that Marco has. He also needs a voice that doesn't sound like a lispy teenager's.
Laz is next in line
Now kill off those 2 Sonic idiots.
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Yes and while we’re at it take away that stupid Energizer bunny too.
Gravitas? How about Caitlyn Jenner?
no no wait Caitlyn Jenner
Flo needs to go, too.
Get rid of that Liberty Mutual asshat while we are at it.
The dumbing down of America needs to stop.
Problem is, Goldsmith endorsed Zero.
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/most-interesting-man-in-the-world-endorses-obama/
I suggest Idris Alba. I never want him to be the next James Bond, that role is for a Caucasian.
But Idris is an interesting guy and this gig would make a fine consolation prize, and calm the Jada Pinkett Smith’s of the world the hell down.
I beat you by 3 seconds . . . HA!
Dude, nothing at all interesting about Rubio.
I am betting that the successor will be his son
Bring back Norm McDonald for the KFC commercials. Everyone else stinks it up.
Yeah I know which one, that one should be pithed.
Again.
The problem is, the fact that she keeps coming back makes her look like a super villain in those Halloween or Friday the 13th horror flicks...
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