Caption these two photos (and enjoy some lighthearted "Teddy-Links") [vanity]

[Heart-Rest]

Caption these two photos, and while you're thinking about them, take time to enjoy some of these lighthearted "Teddy-Links" (not "Tiddlywinks"!), and see if your smile machine is still working.

Caption this sofa photo.

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Teddy Links

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- Teddy's future career plans after he loses.  (youtube)

- Teddy tries in vain to get an affectionate hug and kiss from his daughter.  (youtube)

- Here's Teddy sharing his fondest dreams when he was a young man.  (youtube)

- A "Teddy-sound-alike" nasal twang.  (youtube)

- Another "Teddy-sound-alike" nasal twang.  (youtube)

- And yet another "Teddy-sound-alike" nasal twang.  (youtube)

- Some "Teddy-sound-alike" nasal honks.  (youtube)

- Teddy displays his "genuine sincerity", "candid authenticity", and "honest integrity".  (youtube)

- Google search - 'The effeminate Ted Cruz'  (Google)

- Bonus - Teddy's Buddy (BFF) Google search - 'Is Marco Rubio a homosexual?'  (Google)

Caption this handshake photo.   (Keep it clean, please.)

[r_barton]

I think we have had enough of this and it’s time to stop.

[debrawiest]

Thanks for pointing that out.
The more of this type of nonsense I see, the less likely I am, as a Cruz supporter, to vote for Trump. Ever.

[r_barton]

There has been too much of this on all sides and it needs to stop. The democrats are the enemy, not us.

[beelzepug]

I believe that is used for viewing stereo cards; is that what they called a steriopticon?

[mkjessup]

Quite frankly, if you are so weak minded that you would allow the comments of those opposed to your candidate to sway you into never voting for THEIR candidate because your feelings got hurt, you probably shouldn’t be reading stuff like this in the first place, it’s not good for your emotional health.

[uncitizen]

One word comes to mind on the sofa photo: Ellen

[traderrob6]

Gee, did I say all that, who knew.

[Las Vegas Ron]

Pretty good, eh?

That’s a little Canadian lingo for those of you in Rio Linda!

:)

[Charles Henrickson]

"Well, Ted, we totally exposed that fraud Trump for the blowhard buffoon he is! Now we'll see if anybody was paying attention!"

[uncitizen]

What does this have to do with Trump?

[Jane Long]

Biggest mistake ever....CRuzio taking advice from whacko Becko.

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

There has been too much of this on all sides and it needs to stop. The democrats are the enemy, not us.

No offense, but you are wasting your time. At one point, I truly believed that the people I spoke with on FR were principled conservatives who made their decisions based on careful and considered weighing of the information at hand. But FR has recently become a haven for a small group who revel in the destruction of conservatives and conservatism. I can understand supporting a candidate that you feel supports your principles. But to tear down all of the people who have carried the conservative standard for decades (Rush, Levin, Sowell, et al.) is foolish in the extreme. When you've burned down all of the other trees in the forest in order to protect yours, where will you shelter when the winds come?

There are a lot of fools here who are sacrificing long term stability for short term satisfaction. People who are conflating republican politicians with conservative principles. And we'll all pay for this foolishness later...

[Charles Henrickson]

"Senator Cruz, the small circle I'm making with my hands represents the depth of knowledge Donald Trump has of the issues. You will notice one thing: It's empty."

[katiedidit1]

One of the most inane articles I have read. Reeks of Trumpsters and the smell is rancid. Nothing to do with issues or this country. Just childish attacks and ridicule like their leader uses because he knows almost knowing about making this nation great again.
Had to put on my hip boots to wade through this ocean of crap

[katiedidit1]

and Trump’s supporters will wonder why Cruzer’s refuse to vote for him if he wins the general election

[Charles Henrickson]

"Ted, you see that green light over Donald's head? It lights up every time Donny has something stupid to say. It's been on all night!"

[Heart-Rest]

This site is called "Free Republic", and we are all free here to post (within Jim's rules and guidelines) freely as we see fit.

I understand what you are saying in your post there, but I believe the much preferable thing would be for you to confine yourself to deciding what you should post, and let everyone else decide for themselves what they should post.

(You don't want me to dictate to you what you should post, do you?)

[trisham]

I don’t think that very many of us wonder about that any more.

To be fair, though, many Cruz supporters do say that they will vote for Trump if he is the nominee.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Senator Cruz, that red contraption on the table is called a 'Trump-o-jector.' It projects onto a screen sayings like 'He's a nasty guy,' 'Nobody likes him,' and 'He's a liar,' much like Donald Trump projects these things about himself onto you!"

[Heart-Rest]

“And”, Rubio continued, “the ‘I’ over my own head is for ‘Idiot’ (’idiota’ in Spanish), and the ‘A’ over your head, Ted is for...well, you know!”