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Caption these two photos (and enjoy some lighthearted "Teddy-Links") [vanity]

Posted on 02/28/2016 12:00:53 PM PST by Heart-Rest

Caption these two photos, and while you're thinking about them, take time to enjoy some of these lighthearted "Teddy-Links" (not "Tiddlywinks"!), and see if your smile machine is still working.

Caption this sofa photo.

Teddy Links


- Teddy's future career plans after he loses.  (youtube)

- Teddy tries in vain to get an affectionate hug and kiss from his daughter.  (youtube)

- Here's Teddy sharing his fondest dreams when he was a young man.  (youtube)

- A "Teddy-sound-alike" nasal twang.  (youtube)

- Another "Teddy-sound-alike" nasal twang.  (youtube)

- And yet another "Teddy-sound-alike" nasal twang.  (youtube)

- Some "Teddy-sound-alike" nasal honks.  (youtube)

- Teddy displays his "genuine sincerity", "candid authenticity", and "honest integrity".  (youtube)

- Google search - 'The effeminate Ted Cruz'  (Google)

- Bonus - Teddy's Buddy (BFF) Google search - 'Is Marco Rubio a homosexual?'  (Google)

Caption this handshake photo.   (Keep it clean, please.)


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: beck; cruz; rubio; stupidvanity; voice
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My first stab at captions would be a song link, "Can't Take My Eyes Off You", for the "sofa" photo at the top, and "The Revenge Of Benedict Arnold", for the bottom "handshake" photo.   What would your captions be?
1 posted on 02/28/2016 12:00:53 PM PST by Heart-Rest
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To: Heart-Rest

Pretty damning stuff there. :{)


2 posted on 02/28/2016 12:02:41 PM PST by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: Heart-Rest

No, but thanks for the suggestion.


3 posted on 02/28/2016 12:04:47 PM PST by traderrob6
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To: Heart-Rest

Handshake photo....

And here’s a pill for you!


4 posted on 02/28/2016 12:07:33 PM PST by OwenKellogg (Trump all the way.)
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To: OwenKellogg
Good one!

(Did they capture Cruz sneakily taking some kind of pill, just like they got Rubio?)

5 posted on 02/28/2016 12:10:14 PM PST by Heart-Rest ( "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Heart-Rest
Just a couple more pictures you might want to make captions for too...

 

6 posted on 02/28/2016 12:13:26 PM PST by Heart-Rest ( "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Heart-Rest
In the "sofa" photo, what is the red contraption in the foreground? Is this a clue?
7 posted on 02/28/2016 12:20:42 PM PST by snarkpup ("The greatest Secret in Politicks is, to drive the Nail that will go." - John Trenchard)
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To: Heart-Rest

CREEPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8 posted on 02/28/2016 12:21:02 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: snarkpup
Not sure what that red contraption is.  (Maybe someone else can help with that.)
9 posted on 02/28/2016 12:23:09 PM PST by Heart-Rest ( "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Heart-Rest

Sofa: “No Ted, I just don’t feel comfortable without the pillow in between us”.

Stage: “Thanks again for staying with us Mr. Cruz, your cabana is the 4th on the left and yes, all the Trump vodka has been removed from the bar”.


10 posted on 02/28/2016 12:23:12 PM PST by bigbob ("Victorious warriors win first and then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
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To: Heart-Rest

I’m for Trump, but I really don’t see the point of this. It will just lead to bad feelings among FReepers.

I wish good luck to everyones candidate on Tuesday.


11 posted on 02/28/2016 12:23:49 PM PST by r_barton (GO TRUMP!!!)
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To: MagUSNRET

How true!


12 posted on 02/28/2016 12:23:55 PM PST by Heart-Rest ( "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Heart-Rest

Handshake pic....Short Cuban #1: “Damn Ted, why does he have to be so tall!? Short Cuban #2: “Confident also Marco. He is not sweating us one bit either!” Short Cuban #1: “Don’t say sweating Ted, please”.


13 posted on 02/28/2016 12:24:44 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: traderrob6
No, but thanks for the suggestion.

Breaks your heart don't it?

Cruz is one of them, not the outsider he conned you into believing.

I'm pissed at him too, he was my first choice a while back.

14 posted on 02/28/2016 12:25:42 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron ("Medicine is the keystone in the arch of Socialism" Vladimir Lenin)
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To: snarkpup

“what is the red contraption in the foreground? Is this a clue? “

Actual binoculars used and carried by George Washington while the Declaration of Independence was being signed. /s


15 posted on 02/28/2016 12:26:35 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (BREAKING.... Vulgarian Resistance begins attack on the GOPe Death Star.....)
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To: snarkpup

It looks like a very early, primitive, candle illuminated photo projector. Beck collects that kind of stuff.


16 posted on 02/28/2016 12:27:15 PM PST by Tucker39 (Welcome to America! Now speak English; and keep to the right....In driving, in Faith, and politics.)
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To: Heart-Rest; Jane Long

17 posted on 02/28/2016 12:27:22 PM PST by monkapotamus
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To: Heart-Rest
SOFA:

Glenn: Me? I would wrap my hands around Trump's fat neck, like this, and watch his face turn from orange to blue.
18 posted on 02/28/2016 12:29:09 PM PST by georgiegirl
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To: Tucker39
It looks like a very early, primitive, candle illuminated photo projector. Beck collects that kind of stuff.

That makes sense. I was thinking it might be some sort of supernatural device for channeling the spirit of Nikola Tesla.

19 posted on 02/28/2016 12:32:07 PM PST by snarkpup ("The greatest Secret in Politicks is, to drive the Nail that will go." - John Trenchard)
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To: r_barton
Do you prefer to keep everything hidden, and undiscussed?   Do you prefer that we don't try to use humor to make a valid point?
20 posted on 02/28/2016 12:32:47 PM PST by Heart-Rest ( "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
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