Obama recites love poem to wife on national television (Biggest FR BARF Alert EVER!)

AP ^ | Feb. 12, 2016 | DARLENE SUPERVILLE

[txnativegop]

No narcissism here . . . move along, move along. LMAO

[Iron Munro]

Opie Pens A Love Poem to Mikey Michelle

I thought that I would never see
A pair of haunches large as trees

Trees whose huge trunks do depress
The earth's sweet dirt where they come to rest

Trees that huge are a sight to view
But haunches like yours just make me spew

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[over3Owithabrain]

M is for the men I’d rather do
I is for me myself of course
C is for the change you made back when
H is for the health food we don’t eat
E is for the extra ass you drag
L is for Love as in Reggie
L I told you is for Love, REGGIE
E is for everyone who buys my beard act

[fieldmarshaldj]

Dearest Mooch,

Violets are Red, Roses are Blue,

I wish you had a tallywhacker. Oh, look, you do.

[ronnie raygun]

I have the urge to purge my lower intestinal track

[IronJack]

How do I love me ... er, I mean ... thee?
Let me count the ways ...
Uhhhh ....
Um .....
Let's be clear on this ...
I love you to the breadth and depth my ratings require.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more hippy and hath a much larger ass
And thy bearing is like to that of a pouty bonobo.

[Mark]

I tried many times to open this thread, but had a problem with pop-ups saying “Ghetto Alert!”

[Albion Wilde]

later

[KittenClaws]

Obama doesn’t have an Obama phone?

[glennaro]

From 1989's "Sea of Love":

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got one yay-long
And it's all for you!

[Jan_Sobieski]

I have the transcript of Obama's poem right here...

Michelle, my belle,
these are words that go together well,
my michelle

Chubacca, Chubacca, chubacca,
is what you look like love,
when it comes to push and shove,
I'll stand with Islam till sharia law...

Michelle, my belle,
Someday monkey, well both get away,
My michelle,

I need to, I need to, I need to,
I need to make you see,
Dubai for you and me,
and my Muslim brothers, you shod in Hijab...

[showme_the_Glory]

He could have just done a Kobe, spent some cash, bought some bling, and spared all of us from his sickening poem.

[Mears]

My husband wouldn’t have read a love poem to me even in the privacy of our home.

If he had I would have called the straight jacket squad.

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[dragonblustar]

Where's his poem for Reggie?

Dear Michelle,

Roses are red, your booty is too,

Not quite like Reggie's

but I'd still poke you.

[abclily]

Why is Obama in CA? Out there for health treatments again?

[DoughtyOne]

Both parties come out here to solicit massive donations, then leave until they return four years later for another fix.

[gibsosa]

OMG that is spew material!!

[freedomlover]