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Jeb Separates the Edge of His Toast on Fox & Friends
2/09/2016 | Nikos1121

Posted on 02/09/2016 10:07:41 AM PST by nikos1121

I have to post this.

Did anyone see this, this AM on F & Fs around 7am?

I couldn't believe it.

Ok...I'm watching these people being interviewed up there, and I'm amazed at the number of people THAT ARE UNDECIDED! I mean this one guy says,:

"Yeah, I'm just not quite sure. I guess it will come to when I finally get in there and actually vote, when I'll make my mind up."

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot!!!! Are you kidding me?

We had early voting here in GA. I went down there at around 7:30. Fair number of folks there. This woman could see I was inpatient as I forgot to sign my name at the bottom and she calls me back.

"I said, I'm sorry, I can't wait to get in there and vote!!!!!"

I mean I'm in an out of there like in five seconds.

I voted for Trump!!!!

So, I'm thinking, okay. F & Fs are interviewing ALL the candidates in this tiny diner, which is like a tradition. Let's pretend that I haven't made my mind up, and I'm going to have one last look at all of them before I vote.

So, here comes Jeb Bush to begin with.

These interviewers are savage.

Poor guy sits down, and they show this clip of Trump saying in that blunt New York drawl:

"If Jeb Bush didn't work for the gov't NOBODY would hire this guy to do anything!"

I mean, talk about causing him indigestion. Poor guy goes in there to have the nice Old Fashion New England breakfast. Can't recall what he was wearing, certainly not the suit and tie like Trump, and he gets SLAMMED by Doocy or the other guy.

But, I must say, he recovers and says, "Well I'm not interviewing for a job with one of Donald Trump's companies."

Then he goes on says, "I've been rather good in gov't as a governor etc. etc."

And I'm thinking, you know maybe this guy is all right. He's level headed...he's steady... etc.

And then his food his served...

He's got that Young Paul Bunyan look on his face, about to go out and chop a cord of wood.

"Good ole New England breakfast!!! That's what I like!"

Camera hones down to it, ham eggs toast...and...and...and..

He separates the edges of the bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He separated the friggin' edges of the bread right before the interviewer's eyes.

The guy says incredulously; "You, take the edges off your toast?"

Bush could have said, "Yeah, the soy bean oil on the crust is not good." or "Just an old Bush habit." or "Haha, I guess I do..." or, "I'm watching the carbs."

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no! He gives that POS politically correct BS answer that ONLY a nerd politician would give...

"Yeah, I'm STARTING my paleo diet."

And he was serious!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMPAO!!!!! and I mean it!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, what they should have done at that point is show an Archive clip of Trump in a tux carving into the "middle" of blood rare 42 oz humungous Rib Eye, and then pan back to Jeb cutting his entire flank steak into little iddy bitty bite size pieces...

Hey, Sununu! That's your boy....That's almost as bad as Dukakis in the tank or Kerry in the Nasa suit


TOPICS: Extended News; US: Florida; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: 2016election; election2016; florida; jebbush; jebbushinnh; newhampshire
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To: exit82

These people aren’t as bad as Iowans, but close.

There was a guy at this diner...(it’s always the diner), people eating breakfast like 24/7 at the diner. No one in NH eats at home... all 3 squares are at the diner..

Anyway... here’s this guy in a fishing cap...looks like your average straight shooting Joe...And they ask him who are you voting for.

I’m ready for Trump or Cruz etc. Oh....nooooooo. He hesitates.

Cameras are running...nope. At his point I’m thinking this guy’s out of work.

He says, “I’ve been giving this A LOT OF THOUGHT, and it might just come down to when I do into the booth tomorrow, but I LEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNING to Carli Firoian.


41 posted on 02/09/2016 10:58:26 AM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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To: nikos1121

What I love is when polls are taken, and it is a yes or no question, and people say “undecided” or “not sure”.

I wonder how such people function every day.


42 posted on 02/09/2016 11:01:09 AM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: headstamp 2

The way his mommie made sammiches for him when he was quite small and low energy.


I must be easy, this comment was good for a 45 second belly roll chuckle, Thanks.


43 posted on 02/09/2016 11:16:23 AM PST by QuigleyDU
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To: jennings2004

Maybe she would have cut off the crust if I told her I was on the Paleo Diet. LOL


44 posted on 02/09/2016 11:19:58 AM PST by Kickass Conservative (Get the CDS and TDS Vaccines before it's too late.)
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To: exit82

It’s like they don’t know whether to cr*p or wind their watch...so they cr*p on their watch.

Sorry to be gross, but you’re right. Everything is a major decision.

I mean these people are AAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOONNNNNNIIIIZING ABOUT whom they’re going to vote for?


45 posted on 02/09/2016 11:20:30 AM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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To: nikos1121

Here’s a video of part of it.
Trump Vs Bush - Frontrunner Attacks Jeb, Call Him A ‘Child’ - Jeb Bush On Fox & Friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eZgZrjAYVk


46 posted on 02/09/2016 11:24:19 AM PST by Whenifhow
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To: nikos1121

I used to do that when I was very young and a picky eater. I also used to be thin.....


47 posted on 02/09/2016 11:28:34 AM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: nickcarraway

It shows he is a nancy-boy.


48 posted on 02/09/2016 11:30:34 AM PST by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: sparklite2

Does he Tweet?


49 posted on 02/09/2016 11:30:54 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: RummyChick
Paleo diet?

He11, I always thought that was a dinosaur.

Hmm?

50 posted on 02/09/2016 11:32:05 AM PST by skimbell
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To: nickcarraway
I don't know, 'cause I don't use Twitter.

What we need is a man with presidential temperament.


51 posted on 02/09/2016 11:37:05 AM PST by sparklite2 ( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
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To: Kickass Conservative

My hubby eats everything with a knife and fork.....pizza, sandwiches, everything. He always has. Drives me batty. Lol


52 posted on 02/09/2016 11:43:23 AM PST by sheana
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To: sheana

soup?


53 posted on 02/09/2016 11:50:59 AM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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To: nikos1121

Who calls the crust of bread “edges?”


54 posted on 02/09/2016 11:59:51 AM PST by 867V309 (Trump: Bull in a RINO Shoppe)
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To: RummyChick

Actually, on a Paleo diet you would not eat the toast at all. Grains and sugar are bad, especially of the white toast variety.


55 posted on 02/09/2016 12:00:09 PM PST by tstarr
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To: exit82

Yeah, I mean what is so golden about waiting until you go, “into the booth?”

What happens? You’re in there, and you start playing all the dumb@ss ads in your mind that you’ve seen for the past several weeks, or you remember something the candidate said...or you’re listening...waiting to hear your conscience?

These people are weird.

I mean, you’re on the way to dinner. You might be thinking that you’re in the mood for steak, but you get there...and you order a cocktail...appetizer...peruse the entree’s...then you order.

These people show up to vote like they’re going out to dinner.


56 posted on 02/09/2016 12:00:54 PM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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To: 867V309

Interviewer said, “edges”


57 posted on 02/09/2016 12:01:41 PM PST by nikos1121 ('There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken for granted relationship.')
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To: tstarr

that’s what I thought which is why I couldn’t understand what difference the crusts made


58 posted on 02/09/2016 12:02:21 PM PST by RummyChick
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To: nikos1121

Who the heck eats the edges of their toast anyway?


59 posted on 02/09/2016 12:04:12 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Dear Santa: Please find a home for every homeless and unwanted cat and dog that is suffering)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Who doesn’t, unless they are already cut off.


60 posted on 02/09/2016 12:08:18 PM PST by NathanR
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