To: xzins
A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra.
512 posted on
01/30/2016 1:32:44 AM PST by
P-Marlowe
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To: P-Marlowe
519 posted on
01/30/2016 1:37:35 AM PST by
xzins
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To: P-Marlowe
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Stephen Wright
526 posted on
01/30/2016 1:41:47 AM PST by
xzins
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To: P-Marlowe; xzins; nopardons; All
Unfortunately Cruz seems to echo the Doc Martin personality charm, without the underlying kindness.
To: P-Marlowe
Two string are about to walk into a bar when they see the
No Strings Allowed sign. Damn what are we going to do says one string to the other. I know lets tie ourselves up and fray our ends so we don't look like strings. So they did that and walked into the bar.
The bartenders looks at them suspiciously and asks the first String "Are you a String?" And the string answers "No I'm frayed knot."
529 posted on
01/30/2016 1:44:26 AM PST by
jpsb
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To: P-Marlowe
My psychiatrist told me I've got a split personality and charged me $100.
So I gave him $50 and told him to get the rest from the other guy.
569 posted on
01/30/2016 2:37:27 AM PST by
Ken H
To: P-Marlowe
765 posted on
01/30/2016 8:16:42 AM PST by
mac_truck
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