Posted on 11/17/2015 4:51:59 AM PST by Kaslin
Conservatives have been amusing themselves for months by watching Hillary Clinton supporters sputter out laughable answers when they're asked to name her biggest accomplishments. You can't blame them for not being able to come up with anything significant because Hillary has choked on the same question in interviews. That's one of the reasons her staffers have been shielding her from the press like a mother standing between her child and Jared Fogle.
If you want to double down on the laughs, go read an actual list of "accomplishments" on her website.
All seven "accomplishments" are things Hillary didn't have much to do with -- like CHIP and the Family Medical Leave Act (Those went into effect when her husband was in office) or getting 9/11 first responders health care (Was that ever a question?). Alternately, they're just ridiculous.
"Fought for children and families for 40 years and counting."
"Told the world that 'women's rights are human rights.'"
"Stood up for LGBT rights at home and abroad."
The very fact that Hillary Clinton considers those things to be "accomplishments" that she should be applauded for as opposed to things that should evoke eye-rolling and "Is she serious?" comments tells you a lot about why she shouldn't be President.
Of course, the real problem Hillary has isn't that she doesn't have achievements; it's just that they're not exploits that anyone would want to base a run at the Presidency on.
1) She has been willing to endure America's most humiliating marriage to achieve wealth and power: It's fun to guess what Hillary Clinton would have done with her life if she hadn't married Bill and ridden his coattails. City council member in Little Rock, Arkansas? EPA bureaucrat? A lawyer for Planned Parenthood? She's a very small person who latched onto her husband's very big last name.
In return, she had to stay married to a man who cheated on her. CONSTANTLY. Worse yet, not only did she know it, the whole world knows it.
Bill Clinton was impeached by the House for perjuring himself over an affair with Monica Lewinsky. He settled a sexual harassment case against Paula Jones. He was accused of sexual assault by Kathleen Willey. He was accused of rape by Juanita Broaddrick. Then there's Gennifer Flowers, Dolly Kyle Browning, Elizabeth Ward Gracen and undoubtedly dozens of other women he's slept with. Given that some of the troopers who guarded him in Arkansas claimed they procured women for him and his confirmed trips to "orgy island," the number may be in the hundreds and chances are, while you're reading this, Bill is having sex with a woman who's not Hillary Clinton. No normal woman would be so hungry for power over her fellow human beings that she would endure that and that does separate Hillary from the rest of us who aren't as desperate for power.
2) Four people are dead in Benghazi because of her: It seems hard to believe that it's even possible, but there were more than 600 ignored security requests related to Libya and the consulate in Benghazi. Had Hillary paid attention to those requests, it's entirely possible that none of our men would have died in Libya. However, Hillary claims none of those requests reached her desk. Since it's generally accepted that Hillary lies incessantly about anything and everything, maybe that's another lie. On the other hand, given that she's 68 years old, hasn't driven a car since 1996 and clearly can't handle her own email, maybe she just didn't know what she was doing. Either way, if we had a different Secretary of State, those four men would probably be alive today. Most of us have made mistakes at work, but how many of us have the guts to ask for a promotion after four people DIED because we missed hundreds of requests for help from them?
3) She was one of the worst Secretaries of State in U.S. history: Donald Trump calls her "the worst Secretary of State" in American history, but this is an old country that has had a lot of people in that position; so that may be unfair. Maybe she's just one of the worst Secretaries of State in American history. Look at what happened on her watch.
We helped radical jihadis take over in Libya and that country is falling apart. Benghazi also happened and while she was publicly telling the world a video caused it, she was privately telling people it was a terrorist attack. Additionally, we backed a radical jihadi takeover of the government in Egypt that thankfully fell apart. We pulled all our troops out of Iraq, which set the stage for ISIS to move in. Our relationship with the Israeli government deteriorated. So did our relationships with China and Russia. To top it all off, the State Department lost track of 6 billion dollars while she was Secretary of State. It would be easy to write Clinton off as a pitiable character whose ambition led her to take a job that was far too big for someone of her meager abilities, but unfortunately she's trying to use her miserable failure as Secretary of State as a stepping stone to the presidency where she could do even more damage.
4) She managed to turn a career in government service into immense wealth: Hillary and her husband managed to become filthy rich one percenters because of their government service. Granted, they did cut a few corners in the process. For example, while Bill was governor, Hillary got away with taking a nearly $100,000 bribe from Robert L. "Red" Bone via sleazy cattle futures deals. While she was Secretary of State, money poured into the pockets of her husband and the Clinton Foundation from defense contractors and foreign governments that got fat contracts from the State Department. Among the governments that funneled money into the Clinton bank account via speeches are Iran, North Korea, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, UAE, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Russia and China. They paid the Clintons an awful lot of money and if Hillary becomes our next President, people might be surprised at how much those foreign governments end up getting in return for making the Clintons rich.
5) She's better at surviving sleazy scandals than anyone else: Hillary Clinton has been tied into more scandals than any other five politicians combined. Where she goes, an ocean of corruption, sleaze and controversy always follows. It's amazing in a horrific way that Hillary is still considered a serious candidate for the presidency despite having more gaffes and scandals than the entire GOP field COMBINED. It would take a book to fully detail all of them, but just to name a few, there's Emailgate, Pardongate, Whitewater, Travelgate, using the IRS to attack her political opponents, looting the White House, illegally acquiring FBI files on her Republican opponents, the Boeing payoff, the Uranium One payoff, the Norway embassy payoff, the Congo payoff, ripping off AIDS patients in the Third World, taking bribes via cattle futures, lying about landing under "sniper fire" in Bosnia, laughing about tearing apart a 12 year old girl in court to get a child rapist off and Benghazi. There are mob bosses with cleaner records than Hillary Clinton and yet, not only has she avoided prison so far, she's running for President.
Getting up in the morning after a major drinking bout (about three times a week) is on the order of a major accomplishment for Herself.
One that is not always successful. Huma has explained that Herself is occasionally “confused” and “needs long naps”.
Translation: drunk and passed out.
Her biggest accomplishment is her managing to get off the hook time after time for the numerous crimes she’s committed throughout her adult life.
Her biggest accomplishment is staying out of prison.
Oh, please......her biggest accomplishment is as the wronged women conjuring up the VRWC. Throwing ashtrays was part of the drama. She shined in her misery.
SOME of her Indescribable, indefensible Holiness's 'accomplishments' :
-- Dismissed without recommendation for lies and unethical behavior (conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality) during Watergate investigations
-- Stated she was Named after Sir Edmund Hillary (before he was even known)
-- Stated (1994) that while married and in Arkansas ( 1974)" she tried to join the Marines
-- Cattle futures deal (re: investing $1,000 - turns into >$100,000, in period of months)
-- White Water (Huge sordid list of scandals)
-- Hillary Clinton is mentioned 36 times in a fraud indictment against Webster Hubbell (Castle Grande)
-- Secretive, oppressive "HillaryHealthCare"
-- Vince Foster / taking files from his WH office
-- WACO and Janet Reno lovefest
-- Ron Brown (was Hillary's 1st Chris Stevens)
-- Number of times Hillary Clinton says "I don't recall" or its equivalent in a statement to a House investigating committee: 50.
Number of paragraphs in this statement: 42
-- more than 900 FBI files held
-- Who hired Craig Livingston (WH Security)
-- 'Vast Right-wing conspiracy'
-- Subpoenaed Rose Law Firm billing records (Castle Grande development scam) FOUND in WH living quarters, AFTER "Statue of Limitations" expired
-- Travel gate
-- Created BJ Clinton 'Bimbo Eruptions'
-- Left the White House with WH furniture/silverware
-- Left the White House stating they were "dead broke" in 2001...yet are 'worth' >$200M by 2015 and 'own' four houses, total appraised > $13M
-- Billy BJ being a rapist
-- 2000 Senate campaign, Hillary falsified statements to the Federal Election Commission about a large donation to her (from Peter Paul)
-- 8 years as Senator (DEM - NY) what Senate Bill did she sponsor? How did NY State and/or its citizens benefit from Hillary being their Senator? AGAIN, what were her accomplishments as Senator?
-- 2008 Presidential campaign (Hillary Clinton fundraisers...Norman Hsu, Hassan Nemazee, Sant Singh Chatwal, all jailed)
-- frequently stated (2008 Campaign) in early 1960's she wrote NASA about becoming an astronaut
-- 4 years as Secretary of State. What policies did she advocate for our country's betterment? What allies still support our foreign policies? What foreign coalition(s) did she create? What USA enemies are encouraged, empowered by her actions/inactions? AGAIN, what were accomplishments as Secretary of State?
-- Huma Abedin -(AND her family's) ties to Muslim Brotherhood
-- Hillary Paid Men more than Women on Her Own Staff!
-- 'Reset Button' Russia
-- Lied about being shot at in Bosnia
-- Hillary Clinton's Syria/Libya/ Israel /Egypt / Iraq / Iran / Palestine/ Ukraine / Poland/ Czech Republic / Baltic states / Al Qaeda /ISIS / Boko Haram/ incompetence dereliction of duty messes
-- BENGHAZI (situations TOO numerous to compile)
-- $6 Billion missing at State Dept
-- Hillary Clinton Broke all Federal Ethic Rules with a $500,000.00 Gift from Algeria
-- Bill, Hillary, Chelsea Clinton Foundation receiving massive $ foreign contributions
-- E-mail gate (private server/classified emails/deleted emails) all prohibited by Federal Law
-- Hillary Clinton's health, thyroid condition, alcoholism, blood clots (right transverse venous thrombosis), heart rhythm and heart valves conditions, fainting,
Her greatest accomplishment is defending rapists, including her husband.
1. Getting away with influence peddling on the $1000 to $100K investment windfall in the market.
2. Getting away with no connection to James MacDougal’s death.
3. Getting away with suborning evidence (Rose Law Firm Payroll records) that were mysteriously ‘found’ on a table in the WH after months and months.
4. Getting away with being connected to Vince Foster’s Ft. Marcy Park suicide and hiding evidence afterwards.
5. Still getting away with arms trading to Syrian rebels through Benghazi.
Give the current ethical state of the Democrat party these are laudable achievements. They certainly demonstrate a single minded toughness needed for the presidency.
Translating, she is loyal in the extreme (sticking with Bill); willing to make horrific sacrifices (death in Benghazi); persistent in the face of abject failure (worse Sec ever); like Donald she is a proven wealth builder; and most important she does not submit to any authority other than her own. Say hello to the anti Christ.
Able to command $250,000 speaking fees for giving vague, 30-minute talks to big bankers.
Translation: Able to get $250,000 bribes from big bankers.
Bump! Much as I hate to revisit all this! It’s kind of like putting on a wet bathing suit.
Castrated the Press, the Republicans in Congress and (if any exist outside a glass case in the Smithsonian) moderate to conservative Democrats.
Channeled Eleanor Roosevelt (and who knows how many other demons)
Her biggest accomplishment? Marrying Bill Clinton.
Her second biggest accomplishment? Staying married to him by turning a blind eye to all his bad behaviors — at the cost of her soul.
Picking cattle futures
Benghazi
Dodging bullets on an airstrip
Ability to "not recall" facts during investigation of FBI files
Leaving the last for some future accomplishment.
1. SHE MAY OR MAY NOT WET THE BED
2. SHE GETS UP IN THE MORNING / EARLY NOON AND PUTS ON HER WIG AND DEPENDS AND HER MANLY PANT SUIT
3. SHE CHECKS THE FUNDS AVAILABLE IN THE CLINTON FOUNDATION AND GOES FOR A $600 HAIR TUNE UP WITH AN ARMY OF TAXPAYER FUNDED SECURITY GUARDS
4. SHE COMES HOME FOR A NAP AND A NIGHTCAP
5. SHE RETIRES AFTER A TEDIOUS DAY
"Can you think of any company who would hire a corrupt almost 70 year old habitual liar who is under an FBI investigation as their CEO…because she is a woman?"...
Hillary Clinton praises racist Margaret Sanger founder of Planned Parenthood.
1. Leading a life of defiant, blatant political corruption without ever being indited
2. Successfully faking her marriage to Bill for so long
3. Managing to be a major political figure for 30 some years without accomplishing anything of substance ever.
4. Managing to con the Democrat party that she is a serious Presidential candidate rather then a buffoon
5. Running a Presidential campaign without having to actually talk to anyone but her campaign sycophants
Hillary & I are about the same age. I assure you that the
old bod ain’t what it used to be. You need an afternoon
nap. You have to take meds that also have nasty side
effects. Just basic hygiene is a challenge every day.
(Translation: She’ll require a “body woman” to wipe her
butt.) There comes a time to RETIRE; and Hillary’s way
past that time of life. - Bill may owe her for his
womanizing; but I don’t.
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