[Archie Bunker on steroids]

I am thankful for one thing tonight. That based on life expectancy tables, the odds say that one day I should be able to watch her memorial service.

[Art in Idaho]

I am thankful for one thing tonight. That based on life expectancy tables, the odds say that one day I should be able to watch her memorial service.

And I've made it a personal goal to live longer than Hillary. We're about the same age, but I consider it my Patriotic Duty to keep kickin' so I can fight socialists and communists of all ilk and ages until my dying breath.