[Art in Idaho]

I am thankful for one thing tonight. That based on life expectancy tables, the odds say that one day I should be able to watch her memorial service.

And I've made it a personal goal to live longer than Hillary. We're about the same age, but I consider it my Patriotic Duty to keep kickin' so I can fight socialists and communists of all ilk and ages until my dying breath.

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

And I've made it a personal goal to live longer than Hillary

I'm going to check and see if this kind of motivation works and might be included in the Blue Zone projects

I can see the headline in 30 years........We know why people in Sardinia and Okinawa live to be 100 but why do conservatives in America live to be 100?

The answer might be their desire to piss on Hillary's grave.