Poor Jeb (in a cheesy Rodney Dangerfield impersonation) No respect, I get no respect I tell ya!!
Posted on 10/27/2015 2:05:05 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
As we watch Jeb’s campaign implode I thought I’d pen a little tune that summarizes my thoughts on his unraveling campaign.
My song’s to be sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies’ theme song. Enjoy and share it with Donald Trump.
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jeb A big gov-a-neer, who’s politically kept his family fed, Then one day Rove started rootin’ for this dude, And up via Florida come-a RINO crude.
Jeb that is, ‘stablishment gold, Amnesty tea.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeb’s wedged-up-our rear, Spinfolk said, “Jeb, we’ll gitcha there” Said, “Washington DC is the place you ought to be” So they funded up the PACs and started looking at DC.
Swamps, that is. Big G’ment tools, movie stars.
(ENDING) Well now its time to say good-bye to Jeb and all his kin. And we would like to spank the folks fer tryin’ to toss him in. You’re not invited back next ‘lection to the presidency To have a heapin’ helpin’ of our country’s destiny.
Trump it is. Razin’ hell, with his boots on.
Don’t come back Jeb, y’hear?
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It’s sing along time
Yeb! Is a worthless RINO ..
Well done.
I will supply the middle part:
*banjo music*
You’re welcome.
Rush should get his parody song writer to put that to music.
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All song parodists agree:
YOU MUST KEEP THE SAME NUMBER OF SYLLABLES IN EACH LINE AS THE ORIGINAL!!!!
Excellent job.
Now work on one for the Clintoon clan. They are really naturals for that, being from Arkansas and all. :>)
LOL..........
some amendments:
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jeb
A big gov-a-neer, barely hid his liberal cred
Then one day Rove gets behind this dude
And up via Florida comes-a RINO crude.
Jeb that is, ‘stablishment gold, Amnesty tea.
Well the first thing you know ol’ Jeb’s up our rear
The Spinfolk say, “Jeb, we’ll gitcha there”
Said, “the pit DC is the place you ought to be” So they funded up the PACs and started shootin’ for DC.
Swamps, that is. Big G’ment tools, movie stars.
(ENDING) Now its time to say good-bye to Jeb and all his mushy kin, and we we’d like to spank the folks fer tryin’ to slip his sorry ass in. You’re not invited back next ‘lection to the presidency To have a heapin’ helpin’ of our country’s destiny.
Cruz it is. Razin’ hell, with his boots on.
Don’t come back Jeb, y’hear?
Not very funny, but deadly accurate.
LMAO I love it!!!!
I needed this laughter today as did many I’m sure!!!
Good Job!!!
Good stuff, and the amended version.
LOL. Cute
If Jeb had half the tight female bodies rubbed on him that Trump has, well, he’d probably have a lot better attitude too.
Here’s my attempt:
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jeb,
A Common Core proponent with migrants in his head.
Then one day he knew it was his turn,
But he didn’t realize, that he would have to earn …
The Presidency, that is, Oval Office, Lincoln Bedroom.
He thought it all belonged to him, because he was a Bush,
But Trump stepped in, to toss him on his tush.
“You can’t just run and copy Hillary.
We need a new beginning, and big artillery.”
Then Jeb said, that Trump would peter out.
But the polls made him wonder if he was in or out.
“The White House is the place I oughta be,
So I’m headed off to Iowa and get me on TV.”
Advertising, Sunday shows, Oprah, …
Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Jeb and all his kin.
Trump says, “Bye, your candidacy’s a sin.
Don’t let the backdoor hit you, on your ol’ fat behind,
And I’ll be sure that amnesty is never getting signed.”
Excellent! Doug Giles’ efforts pale in comparison (as do mine :))
Excellent! Doug Giles’ efforts pale in comparison (as do mine :))
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