Here’s my attempt:
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jeb,
A Common Core proponent with migrants in his head.
Then one day he knew it was his turn,
But he didn’t realize, that he would have to earn …
The Presidency, that is, Oval Office, Lincoln Bedroom.
He thought it all belonged to him, because he was a Bush,
But Trump stepped in, to toss him on his tush.
“You can’t just run and copy Hillary.
We need a new beginning, and big artillery.”
Then Jeb said, that Trump would peter out.
But the polls made him wonder if he was in or out.
“The White House is the place I oughta be,
So I’m headed off to Iowa and get me on TV.”
Advertising, Sunday shows, Oprah, …
Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Jeb and all his kin.
Trump says, “Bye, your candidacy’s a sin.
Don’t let the backdoor hit you, on your ol’ fat behind,
And I’ll be sure that amnesty is never getting signed.”
Excellent! Doug Giles’ efforts pale in comparison (as do mine :))
Excellent! Doug Giles’ efforts pale in comparison (as do mine :))