Naked woman destroys Subway restaurant in Anchorage

CBS, KTUU.com ^ | 10/14/2015 | Cameron Mackintosh

[simpson96]

ANCHORAGE - A woman wearing no clothes destroyed a Subway sandwich restaurant in Anchorage Tuesday night.

According to employees, the woman entered the restaurant on Tudor Road fully clothed at around 5 p.m. and went into the restrooms. When she emerged two hours later she was no longer wearing any clothes, and began to break the furniture, pull down ceiling tiles and throw around the food, tables and chairs inside the restaurant.

Police on scene told Channel 2 that the woman appeared to be on drugs when she trashed the restaurant.

Anchorage Police said they were unable to give out any information on the incident or if the woman was in custody. Investigation is ongoing.

[Gamecock]

See my #18.

[Noumenon]

The Hoffman - the Wrong Way Corrigans of gold mining.

[simpson96]

[hal ogen]

I bet her behavior was the result of her watching the DEMONrat “debate”.

[tacticalogic]

Drugs. Another one of those “victimless crimes.”

Property doesn't have any rights. Just ask the asset forfeiture fans.

[YHAOS]

“I’m betting you don’t want to see the pics.”

Maybe. I thought of that.

[KC_Lion]

Alaska Ping!

At least it wasn't a Quiznos.

[wally_bert]

TA story like this would have never gotten anywhere near the network censors for an episode of Emergency!.

It would be interesting to watch though with decent talent.

[YHAOS]

LOL!

[stocksthatgoup]

I will have Coke with that Value Meal

[Vigilanteman]

Or Buck naked in Barrow during the aurora Boealis.

[bantam]

Now that’s FUNNY !!!

[xrmusn]

Don’t Look ETHEL!!!!!

Don’t Look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray Stephens c 1974.

Yeah, I did. I’s standin’ overe there by the tomaters, and here he
Come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables
Nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t’ Ethel, I said, “Don’t
Look, Ethel!” But it’s too late, she’d already been incensed

[mbarker12474]

Don’t add those mushrooms. Stick to lettuce and tomato.

[ConservingFreedom]

No hard evidence of drugs here - and none were involved in this earlier Alaskan rampage: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3288953/posts?page=44#44

[YHAOS]

LOLOL!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Democrat damn tired of hearing about Hillary’s email?

[left that other site]

Or bare Assed in Attu in Autumn.

[Daffynition]

She was upset that there were no centerfolds in her PB mag.

How can we blame her?

[Gamecock]

LOL!