Thought the Republicans Were Nuts? Wait 'til Bat**** Craziness of Next Week's Democratic Debate

The Stranger ^ | 10/08/2015 | Matt Baume

[ppaul]

Can't wait.

[fwdude]

I almost expect them to be pushing pedophilia, the “next civil rights movement.”

[ppaul]

Jason Farkas, a CNN producer, is quoted as saying "We're really pushing the envelope here." Yes, I suppose you are, in a junkmail sort of way—you get the envelope in the mail and then toss it in the trash, muttering, "Why would anybody want this?"

LOL!

[MrB]

Just had a thought - wouldn’t it be interesting to have a “plant” candidate that challenged the main candidates on their hypocrisy by promoting “other” alternative lifestyles.

[SpaceBar]

For the malcontent party, it boils down to who will promise the most free stuff.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Viewers can expect to lose at least 20 IQ points.
...something most Dems can't afford to have happen.

[Steely Tom]

“Do you believe the judicial system should follow Sharia law, or that a separate Sharia court system should be established anywhere in the United States?”

[Vince Ferrer]

Question one: Mr. Sanders, if you are the nominee, would you consider joining the democrat party?

[Bullish]

I have a very hard time listening to all the lies and BS every time any of them open their mouths. I’ll give it a shot but I think I’ll need to medicate myself to keep from bursting a blood vessel.

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“Would you favor a sexual minorities EBT card to enable underprivileged LGBTQ people to be able to afford gender and sexual choices?”

[DouglasKC]

They’re going to end up all looking like the second coming of Ronald Reagan.

[Bullish]

Doesn’t Lincoln Chaffee realize he’s already brought an Everest sized mountain of embarrassment and shame upon himself? The guy’s probably even more stupid than Joe Biden and that’s an ocean full of stupid.

[Vince Ferrer]

I don't care about virtual reality, I want to know what is the screen resolution of the broadcast. Seeing dinosaur democrats on a 55 inch 4k resolution screen isn't going to be pretty. They're going to have to vasoline up the lens like they were filming Joan Collins if they want to help Hillary.

[Cyman]

Will the first question be

” Mrs Clinton why aren’t you in jail”?

[Georgia Girl 2]

I’d rather have a colonostopy than watch that debate. :-)

[RipSawyer]

“Viewers can expect to lose at least 20 IQ points.”

I might end up with a negative figure.

[T-Bone Texan]

Tbey won’t stop until they have normalized pedo-necro-bestiality.

That’s right: sex with dead puppies.

Because, well, “it’s time”.

[A CA Guy]

I don’t think there will be the level of divisive questioning there has been in the Republican debates.

What could be the policy differences between the various Santa Claus government representatives.

I know Hillary wants to bribe votes with 300 billion in money we don’t have for education.

Maybe Hillary will repeat her famous line, “We Will Take Things From You”!

[fwdude]

Yeah, “cutting edge” is all these loons care about. The “younger generation” demands it.

I never thought I’d say this, but I hate kids (millennials). They have turned out to be a wicked generation overall.

[gov_bean_ counter]

LOL! Doubtful.