If this is modern American man, we're doomed because his boss is educating our kids. There's all kinds of progressive dumbness in the article. The above is just a sampling.
1 posted on
10/01/2015 5:59:43 AM PDT by
1010RD
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9. Having a daughter makes the modern man more of a complete person. He learns new stuff every day.
Actually, I mainly teach THEM new stuff every day. They're little kids. I have a wife and three older sisters I already learned all I needed to know about the stuff that is exclusively "girl".
2 posted on
10/01/2015 6:03:16 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
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I fail them all. What the hell is Wu-Tang?
3 posted on
10/01/2015 6:03:22 AM PDT by
I want the USA back
(Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country)
To: 1010RD
That was painful to read.
Can you imagine the sniveling little pansy who would result from that conglomeration of characteristics?
4 posted on
10/01/2015 6:03:35 AM PDT by
Blue Jays
(Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
If that is true, then we are finished.
5 posted on
10/01/2015 6:03:48 AM PDT by
odawg
To: 1010RD
10. The modern man makes sure the dishes on the rack have dried completely before putting them away.
Except when the kids were ababies AND my wife was sick, the dishes are NOT part of my domain. If they were, we'd be exclusively on paper. Paper dishes are modern.
6 posted on
10/01/2015 6:04:37 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: 1010RD
Some of these are just gay, or at the least Metrosexual.
Most others are due to lack of education. Education that comes from the parents. The breakdown of the family unit in this country is responsible for many of the ills we see today. It WILL be responsible for the ultimate destruction of a once great Nation.
7 posted on
10/01/2015 6:05:32 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
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23. The modern man has all of Michael Manns films on Blu-ray (or whatever the highest quality thing is at the time).
Someone has to tell Mark Steyn about this.
9 posted on
10/01/2015 6:07:31 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
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The Left celebrates the Beta Male at Home and the Alpha Savage over seas...
Because they are mentally disconnected.
10 posted on
10/01/2015 6:07:49 AM PDT by
GraceG
(Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
To: 1010RD
This “modern man” wonders why his wife withholds sex from him every night. Women, more than anybody hold contempt in their hearts and vaginas for “men” like this.
To: 1010RD
Who the hell would buy shoes for a woman?
14 posted on
10/01/2015 6:08:45 AM PDT by
Michael.SF.
(This tagline lists all of Hilary's accomplishments............................)
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Apparently the modern man has no genitalia.
15 posted on
10/01/2015 6:09:21 AM PDT by
DaxtonBrown
(http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
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Yep. This is the male of the species being produced in our government brainwashing centers. The Nazis knew that if you control the schools, you own the future.
This is a global plot that transcends mere human conspiracy. This is all (third world invasion of the entire first world, fags being celebrated as normal human beings, selling the unborn for profit, etc) positively demonic.
16 posted on
10/01/2015 6:09:30 AM PDT by
LouAvul
(Freedom without responsibility is anarchy.)
To: 1010RD
This is the best part of the article:
“Brian Lombardi lives in DeKalb, Ill., with his wife, Linda, and their three children.”
Obviously, the kids aren’t his.
17 posted on
10/01/2015 6:10:09 AM PDT by
VanShuyten
("a shadow...draped nobly in the folds of a gorgeous eloquence.")
To: 1010RD
25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesnt own one, and he never will.
Well, it is difficult to fire with a limp wrist.
To: 1010RD
Being a modern man today is no different than it was a century ago. Its all about adhering to principle...1. When the modern man buys shoes for his spouse, he doesnt have to ask her sister for the size. And he knows which brands run big or small.
Who buys shoes for their spouse? I always make sure I get the correct size lingerie.
8. The modern man uses the proper names for things. For example, hell say helicopter, not chopper like some gauche simpleton.
I prefer to use the term scattergun, if it means I'm a simpleton, then so be it.
9. Having a daughter makes the modern man more of a complete person. He learns new stuff every day.
Having a son means his organs will be a closer match to mine should the need arise and what other reason would I want kids for?
10. The modern man makes sure the dishes on the rack have dried completely before putting them away.
I use modern conveniences like a dishwasher whether it's a machine or the little woman, it gets done.
12. The modern man checks the status of his Irish Spring bar before jumping in for a wash. Too small, it gets swapped out.
Lava is gentle-er.
13. The modern man listens to Wu-Tang at least once a week.
It's slowly dawning on me that this has to be satire.
16. The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away.
That is a tactical blunder as I plan to use the wife as a shield.
20. On occasion, the modern man is the little spoon. Some nights, when he is feeling down or vulnerable, he needs an emotional and physical shield.
What does this even mean?
25. The modern man has no use for a gun. He doesnt own one, and he never will.
I have no need of a Ferrari, yet I want one.
26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
No.
27. People arent sure if the modern man is a good dancer or not. That is, until the D.J. plays his jam and he goes out there and puts on a clinic.
Does he mean free clinic and boy do I have a story behind that.
20 posted on
10/01/2015 6:11:14 AM PDT by
Lx
(Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
To: 1010RD
The modern man lies on the side of the bed closer to the door. If an intruder gets in, he will try to fight him off, so that his wife has a chance to get away. I thought leftists didn't believe in chivalry? I was once told by a proper old English woman, that per 19th century custom, that contrary to entering a room, a man always should enter "the lift" first, one, to be sure it is there when the doors open, and two, to be certain it does not crash to the ground with a lady aboard.
21 posted on
10/01/2015 6:11:43 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: 1010RD
I can picture what the writer, Brian looks like. WImp comes to mind.
24 posted on
10/01/2015 6:12:37 AM PDT by
1Old Pro
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To: 1010RD
modern girly man sodomite ?
because that who list is ridiculous.
27 posted on
10/01/2015 6:13:48 AM PDT by
TexasFreeper2009
(You can't spell Hillary without using the letters L, I, A, & R)
To: 1010RD
The modern “man” allows a woman to define him in 27 points.
28 posted on
10/01/2015 6:14:00 AM PDT by
DungeonMaster
(God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son...)
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