This sounds like the Dutch language.
Are these women supposed to actually write papers in this fashion, and speak this new language on campus, too?
It makes ebonics sound like the King’s English.
The natural conclusion of “higher” education.
Notice: No option for “Thee” or “Thine” or anything like that.
What kind of education do these children expect to get from such a place?
“it”, “itself”
and why is HIM listed at an all girls school or is it just for the dykes?
Ironically called an “all women’s college”.
How about re-naming the school to “Turd Hole”...applies much better.
What a terrible trick to play on these young female minds filled with mush.
When they graduate into the real world They will suffer one nervous microaggressive breakdown after another on discovering no one cares about their pronoun.
Can you see yourself working alongside one of these graduated in a constant state of PMS?
Academic version of the Tower of Babel - likely to work out no better than the original.
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I’ll just speak Ebonically and address everyone as, “dawg.”
Yo, dawg! Sup, dawg! Cut me some ends, dawg!
One of the strengths of English is having fewer pronoun beyond I/me, us/we, they/them, you, along with the whole complex mess of conjugating verbs that go with them.
That’s supposedly why English took off and spread, while German, with multiple tenses that we dropped; it is hard to learn.
And now liberals want to add way more complexity to the language and police you for not using the pronouns hypersensitive people who are mentally ill demand that you use.
I prefer Thou with a capital T. For Mine is the glory, the kingdom and the power, ...
Here’s an idea, if they can’t decide what they prefer to be called, just don’t call them at all.
If an employer gets one of these whackos, they’ll be plagued with inter office turmoil and “EEO” complaints from these nothing burger women.
We should avoid people who require us to walk on eggshells around them for fear of offending them.
If they can’t decide, or, are embarrassed by their birth gender, they need to find an island and start a colony.
"Be A Ba, Be E Be, Be I Bicky-by, Be O Bo..."
How about “Babe”, “Honey”, or “Sweet Thing?”
How about the only allowed pronoun is “I”. Like Rastafarians.
Years ago, attended a wedding where the bride had insisted that the preacher say, “Husband and wife” instead of ‘Man and wife”. The preacher forgot and said “Man and wife”. The sweet bride was furious. Needless to say, the marriage didn’t last long.
This is not going to help them after they graduate and enter the job market. They have to be able to communicate, and having their own private language does not enhance their employability.
These will be the same ones complaining about not finding job opportunities in the chosen social engineering fields.
But, hey, they can feel good about hums or hus or hos.
Ok, Rachel (can I call you 'Rachel'?), I'll bite:
Why not?