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If a man says something In the forest, is he still wrong?

Everyone seems ot be espousing the virtues of relationships, but take an honest look around at married couples- watch the couple at the table across from you in an eatery- watch the woman going on and on and on about this that and the other thing, and watch the man with the blank look on his face, and the automated half-grin every 5 minutes to make it appear he’s listening- look at him eying the steak knife, and then his wrists, observe him as he looks around the eatery at other married men with an “I feel your pain, buddy” look on his face.

Notice that every 20 seconds or so he glances at her still full plate, and then his watch, then looks up at her with that 1/2 grin again as she says “Are you even listening to me?” (We men develop a keen sense of word association- where we listen for certain syllables, or catch phrses, knowing that IF we don’t respond, or make an effort to look interested, we’re in the dog house for the evening- the word ‘listening’ is just such a word- it’s like an alarm bell going off- We don’t hear anything else but the word ‘listening’)

Watch as the man ‘accidently’ spills his glass of beer on his trousers, and watch as the wife stops midsentence with a look of disgust on her face, and then as she looks back and forth for the waitress, and as she tells the waitress to wrap her meal up because her ‘idiot husband has spilled his beer again for the 5’th time this week’

Watch as the husband barely keeps himself from busting out laughing as he leaps to his feet and is running for the door.

Watch as h e sits in his Ford F-150 bouncing around In the cab as the music is blaring “American Woman” for the ‘5’th time this week’

How soon before these robots are available? (J/K)

Your post reminded me of a joke that was posted last Friday on FReeper Lucy9teen’s FR’s :”***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***” (It’s a “Don’t Miss” every Friday with toons & jokes!!) Here’s the joke:

Husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine, special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.

I read this very recently and couldn't stop laughing:

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's
anger issues.
The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?
The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day
my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares
me.”
The Doctor says: -I have a cure for that. When it seems that
your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and
start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t
swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and reborn.
The woman says: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time
my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished
and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of
water do that?”
The Doctor says: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping
your mouth shut that does the trick”.

And a robot won't gain 50 pounds and cut their hair off (at the recommendation of all her fat short-hair girlfriends who then tell her "oh its so cuuute!") while he seethes inside and wonders what happened to the thin, long-haired beauty he married and when he married a short, fat guy.

[Yes girls I know the fat tub of lard farting on the sofa while drinking beer and watching NASCAR is not the original model you married either]

Watch as the husband barely keeps himself from busting out laughing as he leaps to his feet and is running for the door. Watch as h e sits in his Ford F-150 bouncing around In the cab as the music is blaring “American Woman” for the ‘5’th time this week’ How soon before these robots are available? (J/K)

I'm thinking that, as an intermediate stage before we get full "AI" sexbots, we might get "avatar" sexbots.

There's a porn sub-industry where you can video-conference with a woman, who performs for you. I can see a market where women with nice voices (who do not necessarily need to be attractive in real life) could act as controllers for sexbots for a fee. (Of course, suitable controls would need to be in place for the sexbot so the remote controller couldn't remotely harm/rob you)