[Mr. K]

And a robot won't gain 50 pounds and cut their hair off (at the recommendation of all her fat short-hair girlfriends who then tell her "oh its so cuuute!") while he seethes inside and wonders what happened to the thin, long-haired beauty he married and when he married a short, fat guy.

[Yes girls I know the fat tub of lard farting on the sofa while drinking beer and watching NASCAR is not the original model you married either]

[Bob434]

[[And a robot won’t gain 50 pounds and cut their hair off]]

One of the hardest ‘little white lies’ to pull off is “Why yes honey, I, er, do love your new haircut... If you’re happy with it, then I’m happ... oh no... (Now I’m in trouble)... I mean, sure, it’s fine, I mean (Shut yet mouth idiot) ... Do you intend to go out in publ... I mean, It’s fine, don’t worry about it... I’e seen worse.. What I mean by that is Your haircut is much better than some I’ve seen.... Although... Doh, I didn’t mean although... What I meant was, I mean, if you’re feeling bad about it, just look at the Donald’s hair... (Dear Lord please just strike me dead before I say anything else)