[[And a robot won’t gain 50 pounds and cut their hair off]]
One of the hardest ‘little white lies’ to pull off is “Why yes honey, I, er, do love your new haircut... If you’re happy with it, then I’m happ... oh no... (Now I’m in trouble)... I mean, sure, it’s fine, I mean (Shut yet mouth idiot) ... Do you intend to go out in publ... I mean, It’s fine, don’t worry about it... I’e seen worse.. What I mean by that is Your haircut is much better than some I’ve seen.... Although... Doh, I didn’t mean although... What I meant was, I mean, if you’re feeling bad about it, just look at the Donald’s hair... (Dear Lord please just strike me dead before I say anything else)
“One of the hardest ‘little white lies’ to pull off is”
That’s why I went with the truth: “Are you out of your ——ing mind? It’s hideous and perverted.” Of course, she’s still not fat, so...