Your post reminded me of a joke that was posted last Friday on FReeper Lucy9teen’s FR’s :”***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***” (It’s a “Don’t Miss” every Friday with toons & jokes!!) Here’s the joke:
Husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine, special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
LOL. Now that’s funny. And accurate.
oh my word- aint that about the truth of the matter? I just went to doctor’s yesterday- had a female doc- she was asking me all these specific questions like “When di you last go to the doctors, when was the last tetanus shot you had, when did you get a pneumonia shot’ blah blah blah- All I could do was shrug my shoulders-
She just looked at me like “Don’t you remember things that are important?” And I looked at her like “Yeah, sure I do, none of these things you mentio0end are important- now ask me what kind of vehicle I drive, or what kind of fishing lure is best for salmon, and I’ll tell you everything you wanna know about them”
LOL